While we are all giving ourselves headaches, hurting ourselves "Smising," trying to convey connection whilst wearing a mask, we thought it was high time to fantasize about the things will will do immediately, once this nightmare of a pandemic rights itself. 

Get ready for some "upstairs waxing" talk, sushi bar innuendo, longing for dark, swarthy bars, future mask bonfires, and a surprising amount of Disney lust thrown in.  

Watch out, because post-Covid, Tammy is coming for all of you with a HUGE HUG (with tongue)

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Turn ons, turn offs, and TURNT UPS. 

Get Ready, GBF IS BACK for this one!

In this episode we discuss life's excruciating and eclectic irritants in all their "Anti-Boner" glory. 

Because life continues to be a whirlpool of confounding, swirling wackiness, we thought we'd end things on a high note, so for dessert we reveal the antithesis of pet peeves, and discuss our TURN ONS. 

Definitely one of our lighter episodes, we run the gamut of topics from micro-managers and yellow cars,  to whipped cream and Butt Stuff. 

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It was all a GAME. It's hard to deny that modern day courtship involves a hefty dose of game playing....To gauge your partner's interest, to keep things exciting, or to even get your potential beloved to notice you.  Yes, it's exhausting and juvenile, but par for the course if you're in it to win it. 

Playing hard to get, ghosting, infusing jealousy, ah yes, those old Chestnuts...

Hate the Player, not the game, right? 

Just to warn you, we go off the rails a bit in this one, completely diverting from the topic at one point to delve into a variety of Fetishes.... I blame being Cooped up for Covid way too long....

(The Heather Cackle meter on this one is about  a 7 and 1/2......)

Maybe she's born with it, or maybe it's the Belladonna in your eye drops! 

In this Episode, Tammy and I explore all the shocking, International beauty tips we could get our grubby hands on. 

We discover that beauty is truly in the Eye of the Beholder, as some of these trends seem to almost cancel each other's view of attraction completely out! 

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Our own tip: Wine  is The ultimate anti-aging elixir.  You can quote us....

To Forgive and Forget.  Is that even possible?  What if you have a good memory, are you doomed? Is this why people do drugs?  Probably. 

Lots of questions around Ye Ole' F word...

It has been said that the ability to truly Forgive is the highest form of Love.  

But what about self love? Is protecting yourself from being hurt again more important? 

Does blanket Forgiveness imply that you are now a perpetual Doormat? 

Forgiveness is most certainly tricky, but experts agree it's really for your own peace of mind, in the long run.  

Does this mean you have to let that person back in again?  Not necessarily. 

In this Episode, Tammy and Heather dive right into the mire and do the backstroke in the murky waters of Forgiveness. 

Questions, Suggestions, or just want to exchange awkward Memes? 

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As a rule: Nothing is hotter than a prospective partner who exhibits genuine courtesy.  Trust me, you'll know the difference!  

In this episode, Tammy and Heather delve into the panty-dropping hallmarks of dating someone who has been schooled in the fine art of etiquette. Polite demeanor and basic consideration appear to go a long way on the path to romance, or heck, on the road to life. 

Tammy and Heather discuss their own encounters with partners  on all ends of the etiquette spectrum. 

Are basic good manners offensive to Feminists? Let's find out!

Chivalry ain't dead, but it might need a blood transfusion. 

The Glorious 80's! In this episode Tammy and Heather get all funky fresh dissecting the most decadent and fun decade. Living in the never-ending bummer called, 2020, we thought it might be a refreshing palate cleanser to take a look back at some of the highlights and ridicularity that pop culture whole-heartedly embraced back then. Cheese-whiz in a can, anyone? Just Say NO to Neon? 

Be warned, there is some bad singing ahead, and a litany of embarrassing  fan-girling ahead. In fact, let us never speak of this again. Shhhhhhhh. 

Wanna Meet Tammy and Heather's GBF? He most certainly wants to meet you.  Did you bring any snacks? 

This episode is a "Threesome, "where we have our first guest join us, so please be gentle. (Try to ignore the metronome at the top- time is a manmade construct anyway, so....)

Our mystery guest is one of the loves of our lives, and has been since we were all insecure, unabashedly naive band geeks, just trying to make it through fourth period. You know those friends who knew you, before YOU knew You, and STILL LIKES YOU?  That kind.  

Come have a drink with our FOREVER WINGMAN. (He's a lightweight)

But just remember, he's OUR GBF.........so you'll have to get your own. 

Our randiest episode yet!  Be warned, no delicate flowers here.  Insert bars of soap in our mouths for this one.  Tammy and Heather plunge ahead though the polite and get to the bone. (yeah, that one)

In this one, we entice your ears with such linguistic gems such as, " Humans are Casseroles of Chaos, " and "The Fish Ship has sailed." 

Not to mention a lengthy round robin about camel toe versus moose knuckle....or rather Speedos versus yoga pants. 

You guessed it, we're going cerebral deep in this one! (hardly) 

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Move over Siskel and Ebert, Tammy and Heather elevate their thumbs (or other adjoining digits) WAY UP and discuss their ultimate MUST WATCH list. Some choices are campy, perhaps a bit embarrassing, but some are just plain bad ass. You know, those movies you simply cannot watch too many times. Trust me, we've tried to burnout, but no dice. Play it again and again, Sam!

Do you have seminal, curated list of soul defining films of your own? Let's hear it! Post your ultimate Movie lists in the comments. 

Want to connect with us, suggest future topics, ask questions, or perhaps offer to develop our screenplays?  :X

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