The Winemom Gang are back to celebrate capitalism's finest holiday and hawk wares. A consumer electronics impulse buy joins us for third mic. Sam had never heard the song "cars" by gary numan.

Dear Diary.

Watson, my dog, is watching TV with Tony, my co-host, while this uploads. I'm going to trivia.

Love,

Sam!

Fewer Cyborg than Bigfoot

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Sam and I discuss which plants we should plant in the yard. Nothing too crazy, episode-wise. I started cutting off my sweatpants into shorts lately and I saw a guy at the store with the same look and it looked good on him which makes me feel better about how ridiculous it probably looks on me because I *definitely* have better legs than he does

Don't jack off for 9 (nine) days

Sam tells a boring story about a uhaul and Tony has a tweet that is popular with nazis. Use code PastLifeWINEMOM for 20% off your first order or 10 per cent off your first two orders at check out

It is not for ladies.

Tony saw some snakes and ate a steak. We discuss medieval weaponry and sci fi but not in a lot of detail

If you ever thought you had good movie ideas, well they are at least better than Justice League. Vremi send us some spatulas