This week we talk to the newbie in our league, Dave. He introduces us to professional hockey in the UK and recounts his love affair with NHL96. We also go through the mock draft he completed and give him advice for our upcoming draft. Later, we discuss rookies that may be fantasy relevant this year.

Welcome back for part two! It's Goalies Goalies Goalies. Let's get into it! Will Jake Allen live up to his nickname? Should you be Anti-Antti Raanta? Also on this episode, sleeping beauts and where to find them.

We're home! Here's some advice from two guys who didn't win their fantasy pools last year. Take it for what it's worth.

Fergy is back this week for the Conference Finals recap. We talk childhood bedrooms; Fergy buys three posters of JFK, Dylan frames a jar of pickles. We update the Vegas Golden Knights Movie cast. Seattle is getting a hockey team and you can bet on the teams name! Dylan goes over the odds. Arturs Irbe's Fluffy Pillows. Liam Nisson (angry asian grandpa) impressions. Contract talk: Evander Kane and Elias Petterson.

On this Fergy-less episode Dylan (aka new Fergy) and Greg (aka new Dylan) talk Playoff Brackets, Vertical Hotdogs, NHL entry draft and more. We get into the movie that must be made about the Vegas Golden Knights. 2018 Putin Watch. Dylan congratulates his segues. Who should the Canucks take at 7th overall, Noah Dobson? Fantasy Baseball statistics suck. #VORE

Alex and Dylan talk NHL Player products (#areyoubillebeino?), first round matchups, second round predictions and The Mayor of Vegas. Alex decides our Brass Bonanza needs lyrics. Rick Nash is due to score. Dylan makes a Box Pool. Stick around until the end to find out what we will be up to over the summer.

Derek Wins! Steve shows up and flushes a toilet. We talk to Mike about Chicago sports, emergency goaltenders and speed skating. Alex sings an ode to large rosters. Dylan say goodbye to the Sedins. We recount memories of Vancouver's favourite twins. We discuss the options for next years fantasy hockey league. 2018 NHL Playoff predictions.

Alex and his Mom join Dylan, Steven and Kirk to talk about the league championship. Kirk gets delivery. Steven disappears. Dylan apologizes for a Chicken Parm related story. Mulch Madness is here. We discuss the Sexy Gretzky Memorial Crystal Shard Trophy. WWE hockey players. Is Patrick Laine Wolverine?

Steve joins us for a rundown of the first round of the playoffs. We talk upsets and whats next for the eliminated teams. Alex introduces us to the [master list of player nicknames. Marc Savard tapes twigs. Curling is hard. What shape stick is best to win a faceoff? Best NHL team giveaways. Dylan and Steve talk about their wood. Steve decides to pause the podcast and makes us all question our own mortality.

Greg and Derek join us for our playoff rundown. Alex misses the playoffs. We talk onions/60, hockey heists, sexy Gretzky and KHL rigging. Alex and Dylan put 31 Thoughts on blast. #pizzajesus