Back to School episode! East Hill Mall and angel numbers, the back to school necklace, lunch line hierarchy, homeschooling paradise math questions, the 18 year old senator, high school teen advice and we didn’t get no tommy, Not Back to School[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Danger episode! Jeremy Piven corrections, the Tommyverse, 5-star podcast!, DEFCON exercises, doomsday clock, how to be a bad girl, The Danger Zone, taking a bite of crime, dangers of fidget spinners, Cheeto museum, Parker sees an alien, tips to avoid[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Celebrity episode! Val’s art, Iron Sheik tweets, Bieber and the paparazzi, Kid Rock for Senate, James Woods is still a dick, celeb relationship advice, The Quaidspiracy, Tracy Morgan in the club and other celeb stories

“What is art?” episode! Mac & Cheetos, Trainy McTrainface, what the internet thinks of modern art, Shia’s art, Museum of Non-Visable Art, shit in a can and other strange art, good and bad Christian music, inspirational Scotty, artists define art,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Make-believe episode! Shia update, untrustworthy hair and a crock of steam, Hannibal Buress look-a-like, Fleshlight Launch Powered by Kiiro, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, NASA “doesn’t” have a slave colony of children that become the Ghosts of Mars, Land of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

America episode! Power Rangers movie, Samurai Pizza Cats, 2 degrees of Shia LaBeouf, the new street drug, Only in America, accent poetry, big American dongs win wars, bee heist!, T-Swift vs Honey Boo Boo, People Magazine’s 100 reasons to love[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Personal Maintenance episode! an apology to Yellowstone Cheese, Splinter’s origin story, Breatharian family, Orca gangs, cat-licking, dickmanagement.com, to hair or not to hair, hygiene myths, face-down meditation and other strange meditation techniques, learning accents, examining Shia’s fashion

Wood Episode! Those Who Trespass, Horsey McHorseface, bald men’s gold, a dendrophilia love story, James Woods is an asshole, wood bat swinging age, no forests on flat earth, things on Mars, more alleged tree sex, John Leonard Orr, Got Stumps?,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Villainy  Episode! the author of Wizard of Oz was a shit-head, in defense of millennials and Rush quotes, laughing yoga, that’s a Spicey covfefe, don’t tread on Dark Shadows and the Dark Universe, Shia vs Spielberg and Shia McEnroe, fast-food[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Heroism Episode! Superhero names, a Minecraft porn update, the hero’s journey, Trump vs Ali, another layer of the Shia onion, celebrity acts of heroism, Khan’s secret chili powder, Wisconsin Bound’s hero’s journey, campaign promises and orgy status, everyday superheros, worst[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...