Wit & Wedlock

Wit & Wedlock

By Patrick and SarahComedy
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Wit & Wedlock episodes

  • SMUT, Swords, and Sarah's ACOTAR Awakening: EP 8

    Sarah has officially entered her romantasy era, and Patrick is just trying to survive it. In this episode, we dive into the world of smut-filled fantasy books, why women are feral for tall, brooding fae warriors, and whether Patrick can make it through one dramatic book quote without losing his mind.

    If you’re a romantasy addict or just here for the unhinged banter, this episode is for you. 

    🎧 Available on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen! Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review (or Patrick might have to start reading ACOTAR for real).

    30 min
  • Social Butterfly vs. Homebody: Ep 7

    Every couple has this battle—one of you is always ready to hit the town, and the other just wants to stay home in sweatpants. In this hilarious episode of Wit and Wedlock, Sarah (the homebody) and her husband (the social butterfly) go head-to-head over their never-ending weekend war.

    We compare our ideal weekends, debate whose version sounds better (spoiler: it gets heated), and figure out how we attempt to compromise.

    Are you the social butterfly or the homebody in your relationship? Tune in, laugh with us, and let us know whose side you’re on!

    Listen now on Buzzsprout, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts!

    42 min
  • Love Languages... Or Lost In Translation? EP 6

    Love languages are supposed to help couples understand each other… so why do they feel more like a foreign dialect that can be hard for us to speak fluently? 

    In this episode of Wit & Wedlock, we’re diving into the 5 love languages—but with our own twist. Do we actually know each other’s love language, or have we been completely lost in translation this whole time?

    We also tackle:

    Love languages vs. reality—are we doing this wrong? Is “Acts of Service” just an excuse to avoid buying gifts? Times we thought we were being romantic… but totally missed the mark...Are love languages even real, or just another internet personality test?

    If you’ve ever tried to express love, only to have it completely misunderstood, this episode is for you. Tune in for hilarious banter, relatable relationship moments, and a few lightbulb realizations along the way.

    Watch & listen now—because love isn’t just about speaking the same language, it's about ACTUALLY hearing each other. 

    35 min
  • Super Bowl Showdown: Fanatic vs. Clueless: EP5

    It’s Super Bowl season, and in our house, that means one of us is analyzing plays, and treating this like a national holiday… while the other is here for the snacks and halftime show.

    In this episode of Wit & Wedlock, we break down the great divide between football fanatics and the completely clueless. My husband, the ultimate sports lover, tries to explain the game in the simplest way possible (spoiler: it doesn’t go well), and I attempt to guess team names, mascots, and what the heck a “tight end” actually is.

    Get ready for hilarious banter, some friendly marital competition, and a Super Bowl episode unlike any other!

    🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe for more laughs, love, and ridiculous debates



    46 min
  • It's Giving High School: A Reunion With Ourselves: EP 4

    In this episode of With and Wedlock, we take a hilarious trip down memory lane to revisit our high school selves. From questionable fashion choices to cringe-worthy trends, we spill all the tea on who we were back then and how far we’ve come (or haven’t), AND would we have dated each other?

    We debate what our teenage selves would think of our current lives—careers, relationships, and yes, all the adulting we thought we’d have figured out by now. Would they be impressed, embarrassed, or just confused?

    PLUS, we share the best advice we’d give our high school selves and laugh about the advice they’d probably ignore. It’s a mix of nostalgia, self-roasting, and some life lessons we learned the hard way.

    Tune in for all the laughs and a little self-reflection! Don’t forget to subscribe and catch us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube. Share your own high school stories in the comments—we’re ready for the cringe!

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    48 min
  • Who Are We Really? And Reality TV Chaos: EP3

    Get ready for laughs and a little self-exposure as we dive into who we really are. In this episode, we ask each other the hard-hitting questions, like how we’d describe each other’s personalities (spoiler: there’s roasting involved). Then, we take a wild turn into the world of reality TV—debating which shows we’d dominate (Traitors, Survivor, or Real Housewives), and imagining the drama, betrayals, and ridiculous one-liners we’d deliver.

    Would we survive the chaos, or would we be the first ones voted off the island? Tune in to find out! Don’t forget to subscribe so you’re ready for more banter next week.



    45 min
  • Marriage Unfiltered: Social Media vs Real Life: Ep 2

    In this episode, we take a humorous and honest dive into the contrast between picture-perfect social media posts and the reality of married life behind the scenes. We share relatable stories of moments that looked flawless online but, in reality, were anything but.

    Is it a red flag when someone’s feed is filled with overly polished, “perfect couple” photos? Can we find a healthy balance between keeping it real and curating moments for social media?

    Join us as we unpack these questions with plenty of sarcasm, laughter, and thought-provoking commentary. Whether you’re married, in a relationship, or just curious about life beyond the filters, this episode will have you nodding along—and maybe rethinking your next post!

    39 min
  • Swipe Right on Forever: Ep 1

    Welcome to the debut episode of “Wit & Wedlock”, where love meets laughter and marriage gets real. In this kickoff episode, we (a hilariously mismatched yet perfectly paired married couple) dive into the story of how it all began: from first impressions to how Patrick pulled off the perfect, surprising proposal that somehow made it sound like Sarah’s idea.

    Get ready for banter, interruptions, and plenty of “That’s not how it happened!” moments as we share our origin story with a side of sass and comedy. Whether you’re married, single, or just here for the laughs, this episode sets the tone for a podcast full of humor, honesty, and the occasional marital roast.

    Tune in and discover why “fireball emojis” was just the beginning of the fun! Don’t forget to subscribe and join the conversation—we promise, it’s going to be a wild ride.


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    42 min

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Wit & Wedlock is where marriage gets real, raw, and ridiculously funny! Hosted by a comedic husband and his sassy, classy wife, this podcast dives headfirst into the chaos, quirks, and comedy…