With a Side of Sarcasm

Halloween is officially dead, the slutty costumes are back in storage, and Christmas decorations are already breeding like rabbits at Walmart. This week we're trading pumpkin spice and poor costume choices for turkey, family dysfunction, and annual blood sport known as Black Friday. Nothing says "I'm thankful for everything I have" quite like trampling an elderly woman for a 70-inch television that you don't need. So grab your left over candy and get ready to max out your credit cards as we go From Boo, Bitch! To Buy, Bitch!

Remember when Halloween was actually scary? When razor blades, satanic cults, and demonic possession had suburban parents clutching their pearls? Ah, the good old days!

In the episode, we take a hilariously inappropriate trip down memory lane to explore how Halloween went from glorious celebration of blood, guts, and questionable parenting to a sanitized pumpkin spiced nightmare of inflatable lawn decorations, Pinterest crafts, and costumes that wouldn't frighten a Victorian orphan.

WHO NEUTERED HALLOWEEN? When did spooky become politically correct?

Everyone's the hero of their own story...which is suspicious, considering how many assholes we've all met. This week we explore how being labeled "the villain" depends on who's telling the story, who's editing the screenshots, and who conveniently forgot what they said first. Were you being cruel or did you finally establish a boundary with someone who considers "no" a hate crime? So pour a cocktail and join us for questionable motives, selective memories, and the uncomfortable possiblity that sometimes the vilian is YOU. Don't panic. With decent lighting and a strong enough drink, we can call it your character-development era.

They weren't gay movies...but nobody told us. This week on JP and Tim are revisiting the 80s & 90s movies that Gen X gays watched, worshipped and turned into entire personalities. Grab a cocktail, rewind the VHS, and join us for a nostalgic trip through big hair, bigger emotions, and the movies that helped raise us.

What happens when you finally realize your definition of “classy” was actually just trashy with good lighting? 😂 In this episode of With a Side of Sarcasm, JP and Tim take a vodka fueled trip down memory lane to confess the things they once thought screamed wealth, sophistication, and high society—only to discover later that they were practically the international symbols for “Oh honey… no.”

From questionable friend choices to food, drinks, vacations, and those little status symbols we were absolutely convinced meant “I have arrived,” nothing is safe from judgment. Pour yourself something strong, lower your standards, and join us as we ask the important question: Were we ever actually classy… or were we just trashy with confidence?

Oh honey, that’s not fancy. 🥂😂

They're not actually dead! That would require sympathy, flowers, and probably a casserole. They're just dead to us! In Episode 3, we grab a drink and stroll through the emotional cemetery of friendships ruined by betrayal, bad behavior, and spectacularly questionable life choices. Are we holding grudges? ABSOLUTELY

Tim was so excited for his birthday weekend of fun and the drama started before he even got to the airport. Thank GOD for JP and his sense of humor because he helped saved the day!

Social media was supposed to bring us together but it has done a lot to divide us. This divide certainly does give JP and Tim something to complain about so cmon and give it a listen.