Without the Cap

twirling wands & turning people to frogs man we majestic. once again we talking about what's important! don't eat cold soggy beans at work man you're giving off the wrong vibe... the more you know! [disclaimer: this episode has violent tongue sounds]

the episode you thought about needing but didn't need it til you needed it. we big bean bag chillin' out here making judge judy money understand me!

we putting aquariums in honda accords aight, we shit standin up, got boobs on our butts aight. love is in the air man go marry somebody. #FreeKyle

with the rap game in shambles, only one man can save us... the abominable hoe-man. dan bilz if you're listening return our calls.

a lot going on in this one.. studio audience and all that. we're sending in our piss to find out what animal we came from. #BringBackTheSloppyKnobTheatre

finally got auntie out of his house to speak his mind. don't let him chaperone or near your school dance.

reminiscing on our 2000's childhood got us feeling some type of way. remember twirling around to timberlake? remember making up lyrics to sean paul? remember how green day never used a cuss word? remember viva la crosseyed? good times.

the candle and clock are back. addressing arbys vodka, pool bandaids, one man bands, things you need to know. *turn your phone off when you pump gas*

Whole lotta crazy people out here man, be careful. Anyone else have a HitClips collection?

who's idea was it to create cardboard milk sippy cartons for school kids, let us know! the trees are busting down in blossom and the coochie zombies are among us. serious discussion on this episode.