Wizards Party

The NBA season begins TODAY for the Washington Wizards. So you know it's time to party! Join Matt and Frank for a look back on the preseason, a look ahead to the 2026-27 season, and a discussion of skeleton keys. What does success look like for the 2026-27 Washington Wizards? What players are we thinking about as the season begins? And why do they call it a skeleton key? WITNESS ME, and join the Wizards Party!

It's the first episode of your go-to podcast on the NBA's most magical and mystifying team - the Washington Wizards! Join Frank Cervarich, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino for our inaugural episode. As preseason looms for the 2026-27 NBA season, Frank, Greg, and Matt try to convince Chloe why she should become a Wizards fan this year. We talk about our roster, potential chants we can do in the audience this year, cupholders at the arena, and all of the most important topics in the Wizarding world of the Washington Wizards. Smash that play button and let's get this party started!

Well, it's finally here. The night that we've all been waiting for. The 2026 NBA draft was on Tuesday, and Frank, Greg, Matt, and special guest Jake Frelick joined the show to talk about the future of our beloved Washington Wizards. We talk about the possible starting five next year, the Trae Young extension, the Giannis trade, and much more. Plus, we give an important update on the future of the show starting around 1:07:00. Thank you for listening. We love you.

Frank, Greg, and Matt are joined by our resident Knicks fan Devin Mahoney to talk about one of the great NBA Finals in recent memory. The Knicks have won and it's a new day in New York City (aka the Big Apple). We talk about disappointed fathers, Jalen fucking Brunson, sacrificing for your team, and wonder what could be better in life than to be a cog in a beautiful machine. Plus, we rank the NBA Finals, and we do our Hoops Crew 10. Come join the parade!

Happy 69 Day! I hope you had a great one. We start this episode with our Trump superfan Greg Twomey, we discuss Dave Rubin, and introduce Matt to the idea of Jubilee. Frank also introduces Matt and Greg to the idea of getting horny on main. We also talk about DC celebrity row. Oh, and I guess we talk about the Spurs and the Knicks. It's a very educational episode and we hope you enjoy.

Well, it's here. Our final(s) episode. So you know what that means. We talk about Mandolorian & Grogu! We also talk about draft reform. We've got Birthday Boy Matt Sparacino in the house, plus A-list DC Actor Greg Twomey. We also talk about flopping, our current media ecosystem, and oh so much more. June is busting out all over, and this episode is sure to make you bust as well!

Well, it happened. The Knicks are going to the NBA Finals for the first time in 27 years. So you know what that means - we had to get our resident Knicks fan, Devin Mahoney, back on the show! It's a Knicktacular episode, where we talk about KAT, adjustments, Mike Brown, and nicknames (shout out to Noodles). We also go hard on Harden, ole defense, and flopping. It's a Thai spicy episode you won't want to miss. Smash that play button and get on in here!

There is a shadowy figure, veiled in the darkness, known only as The Hat Man. Join us to learn more about The Hat Man, as we recap the NBA playoffs so far. Plus, we say goodbye to the teams and players who have exited the playoffs, and discuss the Conference Finals. Will Matt apologize to James Harden? Will Chloe apologize to LeBron? Join us (and The Hat Man) to find out!

To the future! Crack open a small beer and join Frank and Greg for a Sunday afternoon that will live in our memories for years to come. Happy Mother's Day, and thank you John Wall!

Frank wakes up in a podcast studio with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory slowly returns, he soon discovers he must embark one of the greatest and most difficult missions in all of podcasting.