Um, what's a family? Babies? Dogs? Spouses? Who knows. Lauren and Caitlin get to the bottom of the issues with Cody Lindquist (Our Cartoon President) and Jeena Bloom (Get Nailed).

Caitlin and Lauren talk the royal wedding, teens (always teens), and get into dating apps with Morgan Miller and Arti Gollapudi. 

Lauren and Caitlin describe their shared #metoo work place (ugh), Caroline Martin (The Curfew, Astronomy Club) helps us figure out why comedians are getting punished more than politicians and Jess Ladd (found of Callisto) is actually helping to solve the problem. 

Caitlin & Lauren are joined my Lydia Boaz, a social worker and founder of the Boaz Org for Youth, who works with vulnerable undocumented populations in New York City, and comedian Natasha Vaynblat, who tells us about the challenges of immigrating from Russia including bad jokes, no sleep overs and helping her grandma learn English. They all take the US Citizenship test and ponder America's love of cheese.

Shrimp in a plastic bags, dream treehouses elude us, uncles keeping bringing up Trump and can we all still be princesses? The audience helps Lauren and Caitlin help you survive the holidays! 

Lauren and Caitlin talk to educator and activist Mindy Rosier and comedian Alex Song about unions and workers' rights. Caitlin maybe hasn't had a real job in 12 years, Lauren is the mom of clogs, and the cast of Friends is praised as labor heroes. Live from the UCBT East Village. 

It's Q4, y'all! Time to get ready to stay inside, listen to music, watch TV and read books. Hosts Lauren and Caitlin go guest-less and dish on all their faves, even though Caitlin embarrassingly can't think of any books she's ever read until she does. Lauren believes buying a Halloween costume is "cheating," Caitlin won't turn the heat on, and there might be an opera singer in the background of this episode. Woman up!

Hosts Caitlin Bitzegaio and Lauren Adams talking eating hummus and being dog creeps. Guests Emily Wallace explains Reiki, a Japanese technique for stress reduction and relaxation that also promotes healing. Somehow this also leads to the group's mutual childhood crush on Christopher Plummer and who were the worst side characters on Jersey Shore. 

Lauren and Caitlin talk to Cathryn Mudon (Higgins, Improvised Seinfeld) who is both a performer and former personal shopping. What basics do we need? Are online subscription services worth it? What's up with the way British people dress? Caitlin's phone died stranding her in front of her friend's office and Lauren considers taking Caitlin's last name. 

Caitlin and Lauren talk with designer Lacey Voss and comedian Glo Tavarez about sizes: plus sizes, minus sizes, why are their different prints for different sizes and what's up with Uniqlo, in general. We get audience questions about why big ladies have to dress like rockabillies and differences in sizing between the US and the UK.