Max and Maggie come up with some ground rules for their charade. A flashback reveals their high school years and Dorothy’s former bad mommy ways.

Max wakes up, hungover, to find his pregnant best friend from high school knocking at his door, desperately seeking his help. When her religious mother arrives, they must hide all evidence of his gay life and pretend to be the perfect couple.

When a gay burn-out party boy’s estranged straight small-town best friend shows up expecting him to play daddy to her pregnant belly, even a beautiful blind lover and fairy drag queen can’t stop the womb envy.