Superstitions is like that one black person that takes off running....we don't know or ask any questions, we just out.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, however wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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No man goes before his time, unless the boss leaves early.

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I don't know who needs to hear this... You were just a let's f@&k and keep it moving situation, now you are free to move about the cabin.

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You don't know struggle if you never had to hold your charger a certain way just for it to work. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle Boogie.

Men will never understand how joyful it makes us feel to unsnap that bra, whip it through our shirt sleeve and fling it across the room. Oh the joy. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle Boogie.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often and mostly for the same reason. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle Boogie.

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic." Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle.

I'm not a bitch, just a teller of unfortunate truths. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle.

Life before the computer: Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle

• Memory was something that you lost with age
• An application was for employment
• A program was a TV show
• A cursor used profanity
• A keyboard was a piano
• A web was a spider's home
• A virus was the flu
• A CD was a bank account
• A hard drive was a long trip on the road
• A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
• And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy...you hoped nobody found out.