Social media shows the trailer; reality shows the shit show.

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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew that the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?

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I didn't just give you the finger you definitely earned that shit.

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I can honestly say that I am a proud parent of a kid who did not grow up to be an ICE agent.

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We currently have the best government that money can buy.

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Social media is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression, plus all though dick pics meet up for coffee.

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Ever notice that soup for one is eight aisles away from the party mix.

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Just because I'm single doesn't mean I sleep alone...I share the other half of the bed with two remotes, a laptop and reading glasses, the ultimate threesome.

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I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour.

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Life is not a fairytale, if you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

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