You don't know struggle if you never had to hold your charger a certain way just for it to work. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle Boogie.

Men will never understand how joyful it makes us feel to unsnap that bra, whip it through our shirt sleeve and fling it across the room. Oh the joy. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle Boogie.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often and mostly for the same reason. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle Boogie.

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic." Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle.

I'm not a bitch, just a teller of unfortunate truths. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle.

Life before the computer: Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle

• Memory was something that you lost with age
• An application was for employment
• A program was a TV show
• A cursor used profanity
• A keyboard was a piano
• A web was a spider's home
• A virus was the flu
• A CD was a bank account
• A hard drive was a long trip on the road
• A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
• And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy...you hoped nobody found out.

There are three groups who spends other people's money: children, thieves and then there are politicians. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle.

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I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates

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My Mom never told me that one day I would pee when I sneeze. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle.