Show Notes
Sensation Comics vol. 1 issue 3: Wonder Woman: A Spy in the Office — 3:02
Wonder Woman vol. 2 issue 4: A Long Day’s Journey into Fright! — 10:26
Wonder Woman vol. 4 issue 4: Blood — 24:11
Wonder Woman season 1 episode 3: Beauty on Parade — 34:01
Wonder Woman 75th Anniversary Stamps
Wonder Woman Movie Comic-Con Poster
First Wonder Woman Movie Trailer
Wonder Woman 75th Anniversary San Diego Comic-Con Panel
Wonder Woman Movie San Diego Comic-Con Panel
First Wonder Woman Movie TV Spot
Diana Prince Wonder Woman Podcast
Intro music: Wonder Woman Theme (The Best Themysciran Symphony Dialogue Dance Mix) by TazDamianDevil: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivtn1qRo20
Outro music:
Wonder by The Doubleclicks: www.thedoubleclicks.com
Review Summaries
Sensation Comics vol. 1 issue 3: Wonder Woman: A Spy in the Office
March, 1942
Rating: ★★★☆☆
We start with Nurse Diana Prince crying that Steve Trevor is finally recovered and she will never see him again. Steve says he’ll do anything to show his gratitude, so she asks if she can be his secretary. He already has a secretary, but his commanding officer, Colonel Darnell, does need a new office assistant. Steve arranges an interview, and despite the Colonel’s purposely dictating too fast, Diana is able to write what he’s saying and type it at lightning speed due to the fact that women on Paradise Island are trained to have perfect memories, and so she gets the job.
Diana meets Steve’s secretary, Lila Brown, who is suspicious of her new co-worker because she cheated in her interview by using what Diana calls “Amazonian” shorthand. When Diana’s nurse’s training is put to use collecting health reports on the office’s women, Lila is resentful—until during her checkup, when a messenger tells Miss Brown that a man, asking to see her, wants “that envelope.” Lila says she doesn’t have it, but Diana, who is taking her blood pressure at the time, sees her blood pressure jump and concludes that the secretary feels guilty about the envelope. Diana finds the letter in the patient’s clothes, and after subduing an angry Lila with a knock-out punch, discovers that it’s a message from someone code-named X-46 to another spy, telling the train route that Captain Trevor will take while carrying a secret military formula. A reawakened Lila insists she just found the envelope and promises to explain everything to Diana after work, but before Steve leaves. Diana agrees, but the Captain takes an earlier train, and an anonymous tip tells Colonel Darnell that spies are planning to intercept him. The woman on the phone also claimed that the Colonel’s secretary is also a spy and is carrying a secret message, so Diana is searched and the letter from X-46 is found. Dina is put under arrest, but her rank as a nurse means she’s confined to her quarters, which allows her to change into her Wonder Woman costume and escape through the window. She then abducts Miss Brown and takes her to a secluded park bench, demanding answers.
Lila tells her that she’s not a spy, but her younger sister Eve fell in love with a man named Gross who turned out to be the Nazi agent X-46. Not realizing this, Eve unintentionally gave him secret information, and he used it to blackmail her into spying for him and delivering his message. Lila found and took the letter, refusing to give it back. The two women then race to Gross’ speed boat, where Wonder Woman persuades him to talk by dunking him in the Potomac. He says the plan changed after his message was intercepted: Eve is on the train with Captain Trevor and will lead him into a trap in Baltimore, where Gross’ men will take the secret formula and meet him on a yacht in the Chesapeake Bay. Wonder Woman sends a mental radio signal to Holliday College, where we see Etta Candy showing off something that looks like an alarm clock that the family from My Big Fat Greek Wedding would own: a white dome with a radio dial on it, supported by Greek columns and with a wire running to a replica of Wonder Woman’s headband. It’s a brain wave radio Wonder Woman gave her so she could contact Etta whenever she needed. With it, Wonder Woman tells Etta to take some girls with her to intercept Captain Trevor and Eve in Baltimore, and capture the spy. They arrive just in time to catch Eve, who lead Trevor to the Nazis before running off with the dropped formula, claiming to a passer-by that they’re hazing the woman as part of her initiation into the Beeta Lamba sorority.
Meanwhile, the Nazis have taken Steve to their yacht and are slowly lowering a massive anchor onto his chest in an attempt to get him to talk. Wonder Woman arrives in the nick of time, taking out the spies and rescuing Steve before he’s crushed to death. She, Steve, and Lila then head to Holliday College, where they find Etta and her friends still “initiating” Eve. Wonder Woman yells for them to stop, and Eve gives the Captain back the secret formula, saying she loves her country, but was scared and didn’t realize what she was doing.
Back at the Army Intelligence office, Colonel Darnell apologies to Diana Prince for arresting her and asks what he can do to make it up to her. She recommends that Eve be released and allowed to attend Holliday College, where she can get an education. Once again everyone congratulate Steve on stopping the spies—Darnell specifically saying he must be a superman—while Steve insists it was all Wonder Woman’s doing, and once again Diana Prince muses on the irony that Steve is too busy talking about Wonder Woman to notice her.
Wonder Woman vol. 2 issue 4: A Long Day’s Journey into Fright!
May, 1987
Rating: ★★★★★
Picking up right where the last issue left off, Diana scoops up Julia and Vanessa Kapatelis and carries them out of the house as Decay causes it to crumble around them. The neighbors look on in horror as Diana sets the women down. Julia is unhurt, but her teenage daughter is wrinkled with age. Decay, standing in the rubble that used to be the Kapatelis’ home, holds Wonder Woman’s tiara aloft and says she has what she came for. She flies off, daring the princess to follow her. Diana promises to return with a cure for Vanessa, then sheds the button-up shirt she was wearing over her costume and takes off in pursuit. We see Julia’s neighbors helping her take her daughter to the hospital as Diana searches the city for the disappeared monster.
On Mount Olympus—which for some reason now looks like M. C. Escher’s “Relativity” with some of the Olympians standing on the walls—the gods watch Wonder Woman. They’d like to intervene, but apparently it’s been decreed that mortals will have to be saved by an unaided mortal. Aphrodite blames herself as the mother of Ares’ sons, but then Demeter tells her that everything is ready. There is no more time, so they must all go to Hades to enter an ark that will take them to oblivion.
At Hanscom Air Force Base, Lieutenant Candy is snooping around a darkened office, looking up files on Steve Trevor. She finds a reference to Project Ares and takes photos of the paperwork with a subminiature camera. As she leaves, she sees a TV news report on a glowing orb flying around Boston, leaving a trail of decayed trees and crumbling buildings in its wake. We cut away from the TV and see that the orb is actually Decay, using her decomposition-breath to wreak havoc. She destroyers the base of the Boston Massacre Monument, causing the pillar to fall towards some innocent bystanders. At the last second, Wonder Woman catches the monolith and hurls it back at the Medusa’s daughter, who easily reduces it to dust. News cameras watch as the two hurl threats at each other in Ancient Greek, and cliché-lovers need not fear as there is a requisite “What are they saying?” “I don’t know, it’s all Greek to me” joke from the assembled onlookers. Wonder Woman grapples with Decay, her skin getting more and more wrinkled the weaker she gets, until Decay’s comment about her being returned to earth and dust reminds the Amazon that her lasso was made from the girdle of Gaea, mother of the earth, and is constantly renewed like Gaea constantly renews the earth. This makes it immune to Decay’s power, so Wonder Woman gets the loop around Decay’s neck, pouring life into the creature of death until it consumes her in a huge explosion. Wonder Woman retrieves her tiara from the ashes, but then she’s alerted to danger by her bracelets glowing and making a “whump whump” noise, something she calls the flashing thunder. Suddenly she’s surrounded by reporters, asking her a thousand questions in a language she doesn’t understand. Confused, she flies off to find Julia.
In Ares’ netherworld, Deimos is berating Phobos for his thoughtlessness. He says his brother risked ruining their father’s plans, but Ares says he still has need of him, so he will live—this time.
At the offices of the Boston Globe-Leader, city editor Carole Bennett is excited for the chance to claim this new superhero for her newspaper, the same way the Daily Planet attached itself to Superman. Noticing the bird-like symbol on the hero’s chest, she notes that bird woman doesn’t fit, and Hawkwoman is already taken, but the emblem also looks like a double W. Since Superman has an S on his chest, she decides to take inspiration from this emblem. The next morning, the headline of the Boston Globe-Leader proclaims in a huge typeface “Wonder Woman!”
North of Boston, a car winds its way up a forested mountain to a secluded house. Etta enters with a sack of groceries to find Steve staring, amazed, at the TV. He says the woman on the news report is the angel who saved him from the crash. He’d thought she was a hallucination, but now that he knows she’s real, he has to find her, as she can tell him what happened. The two leave the house, unaware they are being watched by a stern-looking man in a military uniform.
At Mercy General Hospital, a doctor tells Julia Kapatelis that Vanessa’s artificial aging process is now in remission, but they can’t find a cure as they don’t know what caused it. Julia finds a place to sit alone and cry, but then hears someone calling her name from the stairwell. There she finds Wonder Woman and asks if she’s found a cure for her daughter. The Amazon holds up Harmonia’s talisman, and Julia says it’s created some kind of psychic bond between them. The professor says that she may not fully understand what’s going on, but since her daughter was attacked this is now her fight as well.
The two women go to the Kapatelis’ winter home in the country to study the amulet. Julia pours over her books, trying to identify the markings on the amulet, while Diana watches out a window. She sees a shadowy figure skulking around the house and sneaks out to investigate. She lassos the gun out of the man’s hand, but then they both recognize each other at the same moment. It’s Steve Trevor, and he asks for Wonder Woman’s help. Julia comes out, shotgun in hand, saying she recognizes the now-infamous Colonel from the news. He says Wonder Woman saved him when a monster crashed his plane, and Julia comments that as crazy as that sounds, it fits with everything else strange that’s been going on. Diana asks why she should trust Steve, and he says because his life depends on it. They’re interrupted by Etta Candy crying out, and Steve rushes to where he left her, followed closely by Diana. Climbing over a rise, they find Colonel Michaelis holding a gun, crouching over Etta’s slumped, unconscious body.
Wonder Woman vol. 4 issue 4: Blood
February, 2012
Rating: ★★★☆☆
We start in Darfur, where smoke and gunfire fill the air and bodies litter the streets. Apollo enters a bar filled with corpses lying in pools of blood, where the only living occupant is a bald white man with pure black eyes, drinking at the bar, wearing blood-spattered clothes and a long white goatee. This man greets Apollo as his brother, and the sun god calls him War and says he’s concerned for him.
In a London night club, Wonder Woman is wearing street clothes, standing in a crowd and listening to the band. Hermes, half disguised under a poncho, beanie, and sunglasses, sits at a table with Zola, and confides in her that he’s worried about Wonder Woman. After her reaction to learning the truth about her parentage, he finds it odd that she seems to be celebrating. Zola says she’s not celebrating, she’s sharing in the community of people who like that music. Strife, champagne bottle in hand, goes up to Wonder Woman to share a drink. The Amazon is annoyed, but Strife tells her that in the the Olympian family everyone is against everyone else, and, pouring them each a drink, tries to raise a toast “to family.”
On Paradise Island, Hera appears during a raging thunderstorm. Dessa wants to send the guards, but Hippolyta refuses. Arming herself with a battle axe, she declares she will face Hera alone, queen to queen.
Strife glares at a broken champagne flute, the result of her trying to toast with the angry Wonder Woman. Hermes warns her not to mess with Wonder Woman, but Strife says she was trying to be sympathetic. The messenger of the gods scoffs at the idea, and warns that Hera will have her pound of flesh. Strife implies they should give her Zola’s unborn child by placing her hand on the mortal woman’s abdomen. Wonder Woman grabs her wrist, slamming her hand on the table and stabbing it with the broken champagne glass. She says that that pound of their family’s flesh is hers to protect, and that Strife has shown her what family means to the Olympians. Pulling her bleeding hand off the table, Strife promises she won’t help Wonder Woman again, but as she walks out of the nightclub she turns back to say that one day the Amazon will beg for her help.
Hippolyta bows her head respectfully in the presence of Hera. She says it was never her intent to offend the goddess, and that all she did was to protect her daughter. Hera explodes in rage, saying that it’s her husband’s daughter, then in a much quieter voice points out that while she is a goddess, she is also a woman, and how could Hippolyta do that to another woman? There’s an actually touching bit where the queen of the gods asks what Zeus did to make Hippolyta love him, and what she could to make him love her, but it’s interrupted by the appearance of the rest of the Amazons, armed to the teeth and saying they will protect their queen to the death. Though they’ve disobeyed her, Hera says Hippolyta should be proud of her subjects’ loyalty. The Amazon queen states that after losing her daughter and Hera’s faith in her, she’s anything but proud. She hands the goddess her battle axe and bows to the ground, asking for forgiveness. Hera raises the axe over her head as the Amazons aim their bows, but she then lowers it and crouches to hug Hippolyta, and whisper in her ear that she wishes she could.
In Wonder Woman’s London apartment, Zola enters Wonder Woman’s room to thank her for the fun evening. They both sit on the bed and Zola says how she can’t go home, not that it ever felt like home. She’s never really had much family, so where she lived was only ever just her house. Wonder Woman talks about how one of the reasons she left Paradise Island was because she thought that being sculpted from clay meant she was different from her sisters and didn’t belong. Wonder Woman thinks for a moment, then, now in her full costume, goes to Hermes to borrow his caduceus—the magic staff with two snakes wrapped around a pole that is traditionally used by the messenger of the gods. With it she teleports back to Paradise Island, which seems deserted. She enters the city square to find hundreds of snakes, slithering through scattered weapons and pieces of armor. The princess gives out a startled “No,” then starts apologizing to her mother as she walks though the sea of serpents. She says she always wished she was her mother’s biological daughter, and now she is—but it’s too late. She falls to her knees, weeping, and hugs Hippolyta—who’s still kneeling on the ground in supplication, her whole body turned to stone.
Back in Darfur, Apollo tells War that their father has gone missing, and that according the sun god’s oracles he doesn’t exist. War asks if he’s been murdered, and Apollo states that only a blood relative could be powerful enough. War says that he couldn’t be bothered to kill Zeus, but Apollo points out that the other gods will suspect him and that he could use an ally. War wonders if it’s actually Apollo who needs an ally, as this is a prime opportunity for the sun god to become king. Apollo is welcome to try, but War will not be getting involved. But when Apollo asks for his word, War gets up and leaves the bar, refusing to promise anything and pointing out that their fate has always been in mortal hands, so it’s inevitable that the world will be ruled by war.
Wonder Woman season 1 episode 3: Beauty on Parade
October 13, 1976
Rating: ★★★★☆
The episode starts with a bomb attack on a truck carrying parts for a new radar scanner to Fort Russel. No one is hurt, but the tunnel to the fort is damaged. At the War Department, General Blankenship tells Steve and Diana that this is the third such perfectly timed attack on radar parts. The Major and his secretary go to the fort to investigate, where they meet the commander of the base. He says there’s no chance of the attacks being an inside job, as everyone on the base has been thoroughly screened by the military. Steve and Diana then notice a group of civilian women, contestants in the Miss GI Dream Girl beauty pageant. They question whether the women have been cleared as well, and the commander says they, and the pageant’s host—famous radio personality Jack Wood—have been at several other bases to boost troop moral. The places he names just happen to coincide with the other radar scanner attacks, so Diana suggest to Steve that they plant an agent in the pageant. She offers to do it, but Steve says, without malice, that thanks, but they need a really amazing girl who looks great in a swimsuit. Diana says that if she’s no longer needed she’ll return to Washington, but actually disguises herself in a wig and dress and visits the contestant’s dance rehearsal, calling herself Diana Paradise. She convinces Jack and the dance instructor, a middle-aged former pageant winner named Lola, to allow her to join, though the pianist Money is hesitant. One contestant, named Rita, is also bitter at the late entry and warns Diana to stay out of her way.
As Steve leaves the base, he realizes his car is being followed. His pursuers force him off the road, but when they try to drive off Wonder Woman show up and pulls a Jessica Jones (or I guess technically it was Jessica Jones who pulled a Wonder Woman) and lifts the back end of the car off the ground so they can’t leave. The men inside start to flee on foot, but Wonder Woman catches them in her golden lasso. The Major, who was unharmed, asks who gave them their orders, but they say they were paid anonymously to take out Steve Trevor. Wonder Woman uses her strength to push Trevor’s car back on the road, and he takes the hired muscle to the police.
Back at the base, Monty the pianist gets off the phone and tells Lola that his suspicions were correct: there’s no one on the base named Diana Paradise. The dance instructor is unfazed, saying she lied about her identity when she was starting out, but Monty says that it’ll be too bad if Diana is interested in more than the contest.
Steve returns to the War Department to find Diana in her pageant disguise, practicing her poise. He’s astonished at her transformation, but she tells him how she’s infiltrated the contest and he agrees that her plan is a good one. He says if he needs to contact her he’ll call, pretending to be her Uncle George. There’s a tense moment when he says that seeing her in a dress reminds him of someone, but he turns out to be teasing when he says she looks like Joan Crawford—at least her ankles do, anyway!
Once Diana’s at the dorm housing the pageant girls, a nervous Lola warns her to be extra careful. Jack Wood pays a visit and, impressed with Diana, decides she’ll be his assistant in his magic act. After he leaves, Rita is jealous, saying the role had been hers, but her attempted fight is broken up by Lola telling Diana she’s got a call from her uncle George. She’ll allow it this once, but personal calls are against the rules. Steve tells Diana that the attack on the base was actually the second attempt to destroy the radar scanner parts, but the first only destroyed an access road and was deemed an accident. The last component will be assembled at 1 AM near the fort’s electrical substation. He’ll be there to stop the inevitable attack, but Diana should watch the pageant group for signs of the saboteur.
That night, while all the other girls sleep, Diana arranges her pillows and wig to look like she’s still in bed, then spins into her costume and heads to the substation. By the time she arrives, Steve has already been knocked unconscious and his masked attacker has planted a bomb in some electrical equipment. Wonder Woman saves him from the blast, telling him when he awakes that the radar parts were unharmed. She returns to the dorm where her wig and empty bed have been found by Rita, but she pretends to have been taking a shower so she’s not disqualified for taking off without permission. Lola orders the girls back to bed, but then is confronted by Steve’s masked attacker, who reveals himself to be Monty. He’s still suspicious of Diana, but Lola says she wants nothing to do with the attacks. He then informs Lola that the radar scanner was never their real target, but instead their true goal is to take out a General who will soon be visiting the base: Dwight D. Eisenhower.
We get a quick scene in Texas where we learn the sabotages have changed General Eisenhower’s route to Fort Russel, then go back to Major Trevor in Washington. He learns from General Blankenship that the radar scanner has been completed in time for Eisenhower’s inspection, but Steve wonders why someone skilled enough to infiltrate the base missed destroying the parts three times. He learns the General’s route to the base from Blankenship and realizes all the sabotage attempts have actually made it so Eisenhower can only take one easily-ambushed road. As he rushes off to stop the General before he reaches the trap, Steve orders Etta to call Diana, but when she does Monty hangs up on her. She radios the Major, who tells her to go to the fort and warn his secretary in person.
At the pageant dress rehearsal, Rita complains that Diana’s magician’s assistant costume ought to have been hers. Monty still thinks Diana is up to no good and watches the heavy stage lights and speakers being lowered via pulley, taking note which rope holds it up. Lola sees what he’s thinking and wants to stop him, but he says it’s too late, and his men are already in position. We see camouflaged soldiers take out the guards at the gate Eisenhower will have to pass through, and set up their trap. Steve and Blankenship are too late to meet the General’s plane at the runway, so they rush off to Fort Russel.
Etta arrives after the start of the pageant but isn’t allowed to talk to Diana. Backstage, the Amazon tells Lola that her costume for the magic show is missing. Rita is instantly suspected, and sure enough they watch as she waltzes out on stage wearing the costume and usurping Diana’s part in the act. Lola tries to stop Monty, but he traps her in a magician’s disappearing box, unaware that the girl on stage is not his target. Diana sees him cutting the rope, quickly spins into her costume, and catches the heavy equipment before it can do any harm. Monty escapes in a jeep, but as she goes to chase him Wonder Woman finds Etta, who tells her of the plot to attack Eisenhower.
The General’s car approaches the ambush point, closely followed by Steve. They try to escape their tail, but the Major honks his name in Morse code, convincing them to stop. Steve tells Eisenhower of the ambush, but unfortunately they’ve already gone too far, and their attackers block the road behind them by knocking over a telephone pole, then open fire on the Army men. Wonder Woman arrives, picking up the downed pole and lobbing it at the gunmen, sending them scattering. Monty arrives and tries shooting a rocket launcher at them, but Wonder Woman catches the missile and throws it away to explode harmlessly. The saboteur then tries to escape, but he’s stopped by a quick toss of Wonder Woman’s lasso.
Back at the pageant, Jack Wood explains to the audience everything that’s happened and then declares Wonder Woman the contest winner. She’s given the traditional bouquet of roses, but starts handing them out to the other contestants. Etta and Steve watch from backstage, and Etta wonders where Diana went. Steve says she must have given up after learning she’d be sharing the stage with the beautiful Wonder Woman.
The episode wraps up back in Steve’s office as he tells Diana that Monty and his gang have been arraigned, the radar scanner is working great, and Eisenhower has nominated Wonder Woman for a special citation. Diana says she feels sorry for Lola, and Steve mentions that Jack Wood is trying to get the dance instructor leniency for cooperating with the authorities. Etta is amazed that Diana can still focus on office work after everything that’s happened, and Steve jokes that she’s all business. He says he hopes to be there when Diana finally decided to have some fun, and she promises he will be.