This Week's Fad Diet - seeds, tree resin, and pine needles - and NO CHEAT DAYS! Unless you want your mumification process to take more than ten years. This crazy strict diet used to be all the rage with Buddhist monks practicing Sokushinbutsu, but the goal wasn't a five step weight loss program. Oh no, this process was meant to shrink your organs to raisins and preserve your living corpse. Better still - No Artificial Preservatives!

Fair warning: the first 7 and a half minutes of this episode feature an unfortunate porn of events.

You want to know your future, you say? Well, go ahead and shuffle the deck. Pick three cards and lay them out. The first card predicts that this episode will provide a glimpse at the mysterious world of Tarot. The second card predicts that this episode will be so amusing that you'll just have to tell all of your friends and family to subscribe to WonderBinge Podcast. The third card predicts that you will enjoy a lovely sandwich or bowl of soup sometime this week. 

We'd like to thank our lucky cards for finally getting better sound quality. 

May the 4th be with you... Unfortunately, we did not plan ahead and this episode is not Star Wars related. Instead, we're talking about colors, rocks and crystals. But there's rocks in Star Wars, right? There's a fun little crystal in light sabers that can be different colors, planets are rocks, the band playing in the Cantina rocks - anyway, Han shot first. 

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the story of the pettiest paleontologists in history. It's the Bone Wars, baby! We've got explosives, we've got slander, we've got dinosaurs, but most importantly, we've got a historical comedy just waiting to be written. Also, we may have a board game coming out... stay tuned!

*Notes for this episode were taken from many sources including an episode of The Cracked Podcast Live, from which a few lines were taken verbatim. This credit accidentally got removed in the edit.*

It is now Gen's turn to talk about things, and she has chosen... wait for it... death. But wait again! The celebration of death! The wonderful holiday of Dia De Los Muertos shows us that the inevitability of death doesn't have to be scary and that our loved ones never truly leave us. 

For our very first episode EVER, Maria has decided to talk about Satan. I, Genna, will not judge her...outwardly.

Welcome to the brand new podcast, WonderBinge hosted by Gen and Maria - two twenty-somethings with time and a dream. WonderBinge Podcast deep dives into a variety of topics, spanning from historical events and strange lore to fun stories and interesting concepts. We love discussion and banter, but above all, we love learning new things and we hope you do too! 

New episodes drop every two weeks on Mondays.

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