Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast

Hello! This is the final teaser we will be posting on this feed, so be sure to follow Now Entering Clatfartburg to keep up with us. Toodle-hoo!

Find us here on Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/now-entering-clatfartburg/id1743679889?app=podcast

Or here on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Mj1ImZy59KYmWG4KCcM5Z?si=161939530adb49a1

You can follow/get in touch with the new podcast here:

Instagram: @Clatfartburg

Tiktok: @Clatfartburg

[email protected]

Another little appetizer for the new podcast we're doing, Now Entering Clatfartburg! You can listen to the full episode about Clatfartburg's Public Museum here, as well as all the new socials!: https://linktr.ee/clatfartburg

OUR NEW PODCAST IS HERE!!! And by here we specifically mean in the town of Clatfartburg. We wanted to post the first 15 minutes of our first episode to serve as a little teaser for the town, an amuse bouche if you will.

Listen to the first episode here on Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/now-entering-clatfartburg/id1743679889?app=podcast

Or on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Mj1ImZy59KYmWG4KCcM5Z?si=161939530adb49a1

You can follow/get in touch with the new podcast here:

Instagram: @Clatfartburg

Tiktok: @Clatfartburg

[email protected]

WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT! Join us in our final celebration of Wonka in the form of our live broadcast from the Multi-versal Wonka Squad hosted WonkAwards. In our defense, we did ask them to host a graduation, but we really should have seen this coming. So hang out in the booth with us and listen to one of the worst awards shows ever produced! Afterwards, you'll get to emerge from the well with us, and find out what's in store from the now free hosts of Wonka Watch.

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. And to follow our new project, check out @clatfartburg on instagram! Other accounts are soon to follow!

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at [email protected]

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).

Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/

Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

04:56 Reviewing the Red Carpet

18:40 At the Awards Show

21:02 The Show Begins

23:40 The Best Wonka Awards

32:10 Most Smashable Wonka

37:09 Best Primary Wonka Media

40:14 Cutest Couple

44:03 In Memoriam

46:30 Best of Any Other Wonka Media

48:33 Worst Awards

54:06 Best Recurring Character

56:52 The Final Prediction Verdict

01:00:26 The Lifetime Achievement Award

01:04:52 Wonka Scholar Valedictorian Speech

01:12:29 Wilfred's Big Moment

01:21:50 Leaving the Well

01:25:49 We arrive… somewhere…

01:27:09 The Aftershow!

We're watching Wonka for the SECOND TIME EVER and you can join us! We wanted to have an extra week to perfect the grand finale, and we realized it was a perfect opportunity to make a commentary track for the film. Also, Felicia finally eats a Goo Goo Cluster.

Our finale will be airing March 27th!

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at [email protected]

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! You can also grab more commentary tracks here if this created some sort of insatiable urge for you.

Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/

Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

05:34 Sync Instructions

05:35 The Film Begins!

It's time for philosophy class, Wonka Scholars! We delve into the highly anticipated topic of Timmy Wonka's power ranking within the illustrious Wonka dynasty. With just one more episode to go after this, the tension is palpable as we scrutinize where Timmy Wonka falls amongst the ranks of his chocolate-making predecessors.

For our FINAL EPISODE, we're doing an awards show and we need YOUR input! You can vote on the nominees at this link by March 16th!: https://forms.gle/RpoxDRd1pV91v7vh9

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at [email protected]

Are you ready to party, Wonka Scholars? Because it's time for the LAST LISTENERPALOOZA! We share and react to your submissions including wild Wonka anecdotes, fan fiction, and a 65 page manuscript to name just a few.

Thumbnail art by listener LC @praggmatic on Tumblr!

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at [email protected]

Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources):

https://medium.com/@emilyivanov14/heres-why-willy-wonka-is-an-autistic-icon-ca585176dd12

Timestamps

00:00 Wilford Wonka takes over the news

15:30 Listenerpalooza begins!

1:15:50 Outro

Look we might like Wonka (2023), but that doesn't mean we don't have critiques! And if you're talking about the lyrics specifically, we apparently have more than an hours worth. Join us as we discuss the songs from Wonka divorced from the source, rank them all, and have a heated debate on Wonka's -ocolate based crimes.

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at [email protected]

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).

Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/

Sources:

Wonka Script: https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Wonka-Read-The-Screenplay-Redacted.pdf

GQ Article: https://www.gq.com/story/timothee-chalamet-wonka-style-latex-coat

Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

05:16 Wonka Watch News

11:44 Discussing the Songs

30:29 Our Wonka Song Rankings

37:22 What is Wonka's Worst Lyric?

58:10 Prediction Fallout

01:01:59 Outro

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at [email protected]

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).

Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/

Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

8:53 Movie Novelization

1:04:45 Prequel Reckoning

1:07:45 Outro

Due to the Great Wonka Flood, we were not able to experience the Wonka IHOP menu together as originally planned. Do not fret though, because Elaine has taken one for the team and is here to report back on her IHOP journey. Plus, we get visited by our old friend GQ.

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at [email protected]

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).

Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/

Sources:

Teeny Tiny Eensy Weensy Watches: https://www.gq.com/story/timothee-chalamet-cartier-panthere

Timestamps:

00:00 Intro

06:03 Wonka Watch News

10:03 Elaine's IHop Adventure Begins

19:05 Wonka's Perfectly Purple Pancakes

28:42 The Hoverchoc Pancake Tacos

34:16 The Daydream Berry Biscuit

41:47 The Scrumdiddlyumptious Strawberry Hot Chocolate

49:07 Elaine's Final Thoughts

52:22 Prediction Clarification

55:26 Outro