Plus celeb decorates tree topless and Ellen helps a Hollywood A-lister get on Instagram.

Also, Woody's inappropriate comments at the River Christmas Party Lunch at the Sutler. Positive pants. Jim has pneumonia. Gender Wars. Net Neutrality explained. Who's the latest to be fired in "The Reckoning".

James Corden's wife had a baby and Harry Styles only had 2 hours to prep for filling in for the host on "The Late Late Show!" The Rock's girlfriend is pregnant!

We dig through the "Missed Connections" section on Nashville Craigslist! Everything from a hot server with tattoo's that could be a body guard to a gas station patron wearing a camo jacket! Also, what things would the 3 wise men give Jesus in 2017?!

People are campaigning for Selena Gomez to portray Meghan Markle in future films about her and the Prince Harry ... ALSO, Taylor Swift's boyfriend, Joe Alwyn, was caught standing side stage at our iHeart Jingle Ball in NYC!

Listeners tell us weird things their animals have eaten... ONE DOG ate a listeners wedding ring on her wedding day! We also discuss the viral Keaton Jones story!

Also, Selena Gomez explains how she a Taylor Swift became friends.

Superhumans in our Positive Pants segment. Jim's grocery store bathroom terror. Gender Wars. Time's Person of the Year. Mom charges $40 for her Christmas Dinner. More Missed Connections with a "booty" theme.

Also, you'll never guess the comedian that just became besties with T-Swift.

Also, cheese is a health food. Woody and Jim broadcast a gif: that doesn't make a sound. So yeah, it's great radio. Zac shaves his porkchops. Gender Wars.