It's official. The Prince Harry and Meghan Markle engagement is on!

We talked to Lea about her Tinder Nightmare in a funeral home. A homeless vet's act of charity nets him a quarter million dollars in today's Positive Pants. Savannah had to lie about Christmas. Gender Wars. UT hires and fires the same football coach all in 1 day. "Thanksgiving got weird when my ex-BF's dad told me I was the only girl he ever loved".

Also, Chrissy Tiegan and John Legend announce family news in an adorable way.

also, the #FreeCyntoiaBrown movement for a Nashville gril in jail goes viral after Rihanna, Kim K, and others take up her cause. Jim's wife is pre-mad at him about Thanksgiving. Gender Wars. Net Neutrality: why we should care about the gov taking it away. More missed connections from Craigslist. Positive Pants.

Also, Mariah Carey makes move #1 for her comeback.

Also, Jim divulges his online, steamy love affair with Southwest that results in the best sox he's ever had. Gender Wars. Zac contemplates whoring out his car. Alyssa is worried because her BF called her by his ex's name. The Georgia Dome implodes, but it got photobombed by a bus.

Was P!nk grimacing during Christina Aguilera's salute to Whitney?

Jim had to take trains, planes, and automobiles just to get to Albany, NY. And he had to fight off protesters who had to change hats and then wait on him. Gender Wars. The death of Charles Manson. Were you ever caught making a face?

Savannah chats about Mariah Carey cancelling shows and is declaring Drake a hero for calling out a creep in the audience at one of his shows!

We had callers tell us the PETTY reasons they won't date someone & there is a lot of outrage over Blake Shelton being named "Sexiest Man Alive!"