Real Craigslist Missed Connections crack us up again. Jim sat next to a harbor seal at Justice League. Gender Wars. Even though you're a grown up, what are your parents still doing for you?

Also, Niall Horan wows the Ryman crowd.

"Why are you nude in my apartment eating a sandwich?". And that's why there needs to be rules. Woody says goodbye to his son for 2 years. Gender Wars. Liam covers P!nk in Under the Covers. Positive Pants takes a dark turn when Savannah sees conspiracy and ties to Home Alone.

Plus a recap of her first public appearance since Reputation on SNL.

Also, Woody sends his kid to Italy for 2 years with "helpful" advice. Tinder Nightmare involving a rude date fighting with a server. But was it a set up? Savannah should have her house sprayed for milkduds. Gender Wars battle royale.

He admits to how our listeners worked him like a muppet with an epic prank. Savannah was in a spelling bee. They're throwing the switch on 3 million lights. Positive pants. Gender Wars. And Jim hoped it wouldn't happen till he was 85 yrs old: his house smells like cat pee.

Despite advice to delete it, we are letting you hear what upset so many people on the Woody and Jim Show the morning after one of Nashville's biggest nights (#WoodyandJimCMA).

Great CMA show. We're "this" deep in highlights.

Helping people find love. Savannah secretly live tweeted Woody on a date in Murfreesboro. Gender Wars. Positive pants.