Bachelorette parties in Nashville have guns now! Zac gifted a lady at Chipotle for the Happiness Project. Woody was major league insulted at Sprouts. Positive Pants. Cruelty free sweaters? Gender Wars. Lyndsay Lohan is building houses for Gorillas.

Plus, The Happiness Project Day 2 (a selfish day). Bonnarroo lineup and "is it a Bonnarroo act or did we make up the band?". Wells Adams gets shade from the tabloids for working with us. Positive Pants w PK Subban. Jim is working on LAST YEAR's New Year's resolution. Pizza math will blow your mind.

We sent Zac on a week long mission to see if it is better to give than receive. Today he spent $10 on someone else and measured his change in happiness. We had some crazy weekends in casinos and beaches. Savannah was a third wheel on a date and got pelted in the _______ with fairy dust. Gender Wars. Positive Pants. The dangers of Birdbox. Golden Globe moments you probably missed (like the Bears kicker). People describe their bathroom falls. How many endings for Black Mirror's Bandersnatch? Jim's idiotic sunburn fix.

Conspiracy theories about Post Malone/Bieber being the same guy and that Snapchat is the most devious spy tracker on earth. We talk about the giant bows on cars in commercials. How did the Bird scooter get hanging from the bottom of the Shelby Street bridge? Jim's wife is trying to keep Alexa from spying on them. Gender Wars. Positive Pants.

Also, Woody almost died making a protein shake. Songs from hell (follow up to Baby Shark) and the this year's Christmas toy from beyond hell. Taylor Swift is 29 and used AI bots to track down her stalkers in the Reputation tour. Positive Pants. Gender Wars. Things you bought as Christmas presents, but decided to keep for yourself. What drivers in Nashville don't say. How Target tricks us into spending waaaaay more than we want.

Also, What do you text someone after an argument? Bathtub etiquette from Savannah. We're eating fries and hamburgers wrong says science. Positive Pants. Gender Wars.

Celeb Stuff. A woman left her fiance because her future in laws offered her 30K to disappear. Jim went tourist-ing with his brother on the town and Jim caught a puck. Positive Pants. Incredible scooter crash in Nashville only ends up with minor injuries. Gender Wars. A Christmas Story flagpole incident really happened.

Priyonka Chopra and Nick Jonas' wedding sounds like the best ever. Our crazy weekend in igloos and on scooters. Positive Pants. Zac and Savannah slow danced with Ashlee Simpson in the Christmas parade. Gender Wars. Jim explains the NSFW scene he witnessed at the parade. People tell us the movies that haunt them to this day. And the "message" gifts they got for Christmas. And a real life Hallmark movie romance.

Someone made the happy Amazon commercial into a horror movie. Harry and Meghan have chosen a-list celebs as godparents. Plus who we'd want to be godparents if we could pick celebs. Positive Pants. The search for the silliest cat name. Gender Wars. We found a phone from the 90's and we take calls from the past.

Starbucks new Juniper Latte, Zac tastes it and a real tree. Missed Connections instant classics with passionate gobbling, gravy, and $1 pregnancy tests. Positive Pants. Woody's grandchild on the baby video monitor is.... _______. Gender Wars. More Missed Connections involving slaves.