So bizarre today. How long do Lego's take to go through your digestive system? What day/time of the week do spouse's cheat? Shawn Mendes is done with the gay rumors. Positive Pants. We play Spontuneous-The Song Game (songgame.com). Zac wasn't told at a family party that the 21 year old girl has to win or she cries. Gender Wars. The queen is a nutjob playing charades. Bart Durham is hilarious because he embraces the haters.

A Nashville Positive Pants story that will ruin your mascara. Thanksgiving recap. Woody and the bell ringer at Kroger. Gender Wars. Alexa joined in on saying grace at Jim's house on Thanksgiving. Listeners tell us how Alexa ruined their lives (drama). Jim can't find a land line phone, even at Goodwill!

Woody saves a bird's life and Zac is mad at him for it. Gender Wars. "One time, at Waffle House". Positive Pants. Black Friday is like hunting. Positive Pants. We ask, "would you eat it?" w Thanksgiving pizza. Stay away from the Romaine Lettuce for God's sake.

Also, a Spring Hill guy got swatted because his neighborhood overheard him quoting songs from Jay Z. One bride, instead of reading her vows at the altar, read the texts her fiance sent to other women while he was engaged. Positive Pants. Savannah's friend has a cautionary tale about lip injections. Gender Wars.

Zac's face unlocks his bf's sister's phone! Preds had a great weekend, Titans not so much. Positive Pants is so cute with "dogs in Ikea". Woody has the best smelling car on the planet. The great Chris Stapleton/Waffle House award. Gender Wars. Cats destroying personal property to the tune of $$$$$$.

The Go Fund Me that grabbed our hearts was a lie and they're going to jail. Positive Pants. Julie tells us about what she did to her engagement ring with a sledgehammer. The Sounds have new uniforms. Jim's daughter gets pulled over by the cops for the 1st time. We consider starting a mail order bride side hustle.

What's the deal? Real and surprising info on mail order brides revealed. Sheriff buses spying on distracted drivers in Nashville. No one has yet to claim the 1.5 B lottery $. Positive Pants. Keurigs for booze. Gender Wars.

Missed Connections get extra weird as a woman trolls for a sperm donor. How Amazon will take over Nashville Yard. Positive Pants. Jim's 84 year old dad says "my ears work just fine"! Chick-fil-A now delivers. Monopoly for Millenials has Millennials crazy angry. Gender Wars.

Also, the highs and lows of Amazon. We didn't get picked for HQ2. But we may have gotten something better! Positive Pants. Driver's in TN are being watched by the secret bus. Facebook scam going around. Savannah is doing a sexy photo shoot and listeners made a playlist for it. Gender wars. We debate "half-birthday" celebrations. UFO's over Ireland. Kim and Kanye hired private firefighters to save their mansion and the rest of their neighborhood.

Also, US Rep Dan Crenshaw goes ham on Pete Davidson in the best way. The Titans! A man fell from the stands, they whooped the Pats, and one New England fan made such an ass of herself, she's become a meme nationally. A weekend wrap up. Positive Pants. The wildfire insanity. Gender Wars.