Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Wilcox can’t open his cream container;

Alien talk;

Fun With Football Audio;

Guy Fieri NFL Flavortown t-shirts;

Bert Kreischer;

New Bare Naked Ladies album;

El Chapo’s wife was released from prison;

Parking meter scam;

AI writes an obituary;

Casino chains in Las Vegas are attacked by hackers;

The perfect time for a nap;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

A perfume that smells like the Yellow Pages;

Adam Sandler announces comedy tour;

Milli Vanilli documentary;

Officers take group picture with captured fugitive;

Twelve-year-old boy saves drowning man and credits Stranger Things;

Durex is recruiting condom testers;

Cracker Barrel rolls out rewards program;

Lottery winner buys third house;

And so much more!

Zack from the Roaring Riot discusses the Kickoff Jam being held No Da Brewing on September 16.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Dancing With the Stars cast revealed today;

Nsync on the VMAs;

Bio-hacker wants to live forever;

New Pet Semetary movie;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Chelsea’s horn usage;

Escaped convict captured after two weeks;

Food news: Olive Garden brings back the never-ending pasta bowl and McDonald’s eliminates self-serve soda machines;

And so much more!

Try Not to Whammy; Tell Me This Sam, Samuel, or Sammy!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

A couple is caught having sex in the bathroom on a plane;

Draft Kings 9/11 promotion;

The search for a killer who escaped from prison;

Having sex seven times a month is the secret to a happy marriage;

Twelve people got sick from improperly stored rice;

Ten most annoying corporate buzzwords;

Facebook lawsuit for violating medical privacy rules;

The show gets an invitation to a wedding;

Dog the Bounty Hunter may help find the escaped killer;

And so much more!

Men are uncomfortable putting sunscreen on another man;

Joey Chestnut lost a wing eating contest;

Cool Beans Remix;

Woody’s restaurant experience;

German circus replaces animals with holograms;

PETA’s email to the show;

Simply Spiked Lemonade;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Exploding watermelons are still a problem;

Fun With Football Audio;

Movies out today-My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 and the Nun 2;

What happened to Justin Kutcher;

Chelsea’s son wants an Abraham Lincoln cake for his birthday;

Al Pacino’s latest baby mama wants a letter of authenticity;

Dictionary.com is adding new words;

Laxative shortage and Cool Beans’ “pep” pills;

And so much more!