Ain’t No Need to Pigeon Hole; Just Tell Me This Celebrity Who’s An AFOL!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Triple AAA new commercial features a boy band;

A bar in Australia offered free drinks depending on bra size;

Stars on Mars debuted last night;

Mice dropped into Guam to kill snakes;

Apple announces $3,500 augmented reality visor;

Chili’s is offering free wedding catering for couples that get engaged at their restaurant;

Arnold Schwarzenegger doc-series on Netflix;

The number one unruly passenger issue is smoking/vaping on board;

PETA upset that Pete Davidson did not adopt a dog; Pete Davidson responds;

Voluntary recall of Texas Pete’s Buffalo wing sauce;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Stars on Mars;

The world’s oldest cat;

Cool Beans Remix;

Sweden has registered sex as a sports;

Ford is recalling Broncos due to seat belt issues;

Rear-ended at the car wash;

The anniversary of the SPANKR PSA;

Hotels are now adding check-in fees;

U.S. Postal Services releases annual study of dog attacks;

Woman finds a plastic bag full of cocaine in her hotdog from Sonic;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Tenacious D video;

National Donut Day;

Fun With Golf Audio;

School spells “graduate” wrong on graduation gowns;

Rudest drivers by car model;

Using the horn while driving;

Denver Nuggets mascot is the highest paid mascot in the NBA;

Al Pacino requested a paternity test;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Andy Griffith’s birthday;

Amazon’s FTC settlement;

Canada to print warning message on individual cigarettes;

Maryland is considering laws to ban renting pools on Swimply;

Toilet paper tree;

You should go to bed an hour and a half earlier than your significant other to get better rest;

AI chatbot gives the wrong advice for an eating disorder hotline;

Heavy sitters;

Tennis player gets engaged to a fan;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Al Pacino is expecting his fourth child;

World Parrot Day;

Air New Zealand will weigh passengers before boarding;

No more celebrity voices for Alexa;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Raven-Symonè made all of her partners sign an NDA, including her wife;

Jimmy Butler applies for a trademark;

Concert amnesia;

And so much more!

Don’t Go Insane in the Membranes; Just Tell Me This Person That Loves Model Trains!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Coopers Hill cheese race winner knocked unconscious;

Students put school up for sale on Zillow;

Whoopi Goldberg discusses the downfall of society;

Carnival cruise ship battered by storms while trying to dock in Charleston;

Themed cruises;

People are putting their credit scores on their dating profiles;

SalesReceiptsStore.com;

Woody used an ATM for the first time in years and had to pay cash at a parking lot;

John Mellencamp yells at the audience again;

New study by Trojan: men who bring condoms to funerals;

Pedro Pascal will no longer let fans put their thumbs in his eye;

And so much more!

Cool Beans left the show early so if this is screwed up, then you KNOW who to blame. But if it works fine and you're reading this, then you can give credit to cool Beans.

Some sewing talk (but not too much). Fun with Golf is GOOD, and we talk about Senior Pranks, and something know as digital indecent exposure

Plus the usual Friday shenanigans