Woody & Wilcox

The fun of 2021 CONTNUES as Wilcox woke up this morning not feeling very well (sound familiar?) So Chelsea and Woody have put together a show o past clips for your listening pleasure

Wilcox researches toilets

It's Pat Robertson's birthday (or it was when we recorded this bit)

It Happened In FLOR-i-DUH Game #1

Sex With Robots is going to be a thing in the near future!

The Titanic Biscuit sold at auction for way too much money

Speaking of auctions …how much would you pay for one of Willie Nelson's braids?

Woody Game Wednesday celebrates some sort of BALL holiday

Who met while their were on vacation that is still together?

Who is the youngest to get divorced?

Ever hear about the Salsaritas proposal after the man stopped a burglary?

Who else has been proposed to at a fast foo restaurant?

Co-ED Baby Showers are a thing that needs to be banned from human existence

It Happened In FLOR-i-DUH game #2

Veggie have feelings, and were not talking those animated Veggie Tales veggies either!

Twerking Assault is a crime that happened and could happen to you!

There's a new app that's like UBER only it is for walking your dog, and it has us very confused

Will Wilcox make it back into the studio after a weekend of being ill from his first vaccine shot? (hint YES)

We give you a reason to take the day off, and you can thank a pencil and eraser combo

It Happened In FLOR-i-DUH

There is more than one company offering to laminate your COVID-19 vaccine card for you, because we might all be carrying them around with us.

We had no idea that people were into laminating as much as Chelsea is!

More laminating talk that you don't want but need

Craigslist Price Is Right

You'd be pretty surprised to know how many people have ended a date early because of WHAT their date ordered as a first drink!

What was the odd reason that YOU ended a date early?

Woody thinks we live in the greatest time to be alive because there is a new app that let's your adult toy notify you when your food delivery is at the door.

The Foo Fighters have a new project that we all are going to be able to see as they have starred in a HORROR-COMEDY movie that they shot during the pandemic.

COVID Vaccine services are running pretty smoothly if you ask Chelsea, Wilcox, and this guy on the FEZ Line.

What Did We Learn Today?

Well there was an interesting turn of events over the weekend. We all have received our first vaccine shot now, and Wilcox had a pretty bad reaction to it. Woody and Chelsea seemed to handle it with no issues but Wilcox has been laid up with fever and more for the whole weekend. We thought it best NOT to allow Woody to do the show by himself (NO ONE WANTS THAT...even TRUCKER KEITH). So here's a fun collection of bits you've probably herd before, or maybe you haven't! Enjoy!

Happy Friday to Everyone! We've got a great show for you!!! Okay we've got a show for you

Got a bitter sweet reason for you to take the day off

It Happened In FLOR-i-DUH Game

Looking for a new job? How about your fist making you $100,000? There's a bourbon company looking for a new spokes fist!

Collaboration is the buzzword for companies during the pandemic...and the latest one has Woody retching. How do YOU feel about Peep Flavored Pepsi?

Our Good friend Brad Borders from Purple Heart Homes joins us in studio to talk about a tiny home their building for a vet in need, and how the Tiny Home 200 is happening to help support this mission

Fun With Basketball Audio will make you laugh (if you're like us and mentally a teenager!)

Are you on the Nextdoor App? Woody has a bit of a discussion on the site about cats that will make you scratch your head. Wilcox loves the NEXTDOOR for another reason

We mourn the passing of and celebrate the career of Jessica Walter. You might know her from her role as Lucille Bluth or Malory Archer.

Dick Stockton has decided that 55 years in sports broadcasting is enough for him and he has decided to hang up the microphone. We celebrate his storied career.

What did we learn today?

With the second weekend of March Madness upon us, tons of people will be glued to their TV's watching college hoops. Even if you're not a fan of basketball, you're going to like this. We like to have fun with sports audio...taking what the broadcasters say OUT of context. With basketball, there seems to be a LOT of inch talk, and touching talk and more. Is it juvenile? Probably, most definitely...but it may change the way you hear sports calls forever!

The Great folks at Purple Heart Homes ( www.phhusa.org ) help out service connected veterans of all eras with housing needs. They are building a tiny house for a vet that we met during the Take That Hill Challenge that Woody participated in. Brad Border from PHH joins us in studio to talk about the Tiny Home 200, what they are doing and how YOU can help. Also he talk about something known as Chamois Butt'r. Look it up, it's a thing.

Better Late than never? Woody still in charge so things are bound to be screwed up on the podcast. This is just one of the reasons you need to pray to get Cool Beans well sooner rather than later

How about the Masked Singer? SPOILER ALERT

It Happened In FLOR-i-DUH

Follow up to one of our IHIF stories, the one with a 59 foot tape worm!

The good news is that people's buying of booze has gone DOWN for the first time since the start of the pandemic

You too can now have the smell of a dive bar in your home. new candles from Miller Lite are making that happen

Craigslist Price is RIGHT

Getting back to when you lost a large sum of cash, the ways you lost it and if you've found it again

Lots of stories from people losing cash, checks or other things of significant value

We check in with Cool Beans to see how she's doing with COVID-19

What Did We Learn Today?

Don't want to whammy it but Woody is heading for 2 days in a row of doing this whole podcast thing

We've got a reason for you to get a day off!!

It Happened In FLOR-i-DUH

Great News About the greatest tragedy our country has faced...The Grape Nuts shortage is over and if you over paid there's even better news!

Woody Game Wednesday celebrates the first radio transmission

Ever had NOTHING show up in the package when it was shipped to you? What did they have you with the package?

Lots of people have had issues with empty things showing up in the mail, and even on Naval ships

Ever Win something LARGE in the lottery and then wait before cashing in only to LOSE THE TICKET?

Dana Carvey was on with Stephen Colbert's show and he has two new impressions that are pretty funny. You need to see them on our social media.

What did we learn today?

Great Tuesday morning show for you!

Cool Beans is still out and so Woody is doing this. If he gets it right the FIRST TIME it will be a miracle. We shall see.

Wilcox did NOT have to do jury duty although he has been reassigned another date

NCAA men's basketball bracket points update and we have a NEW LEADER...also, there is a great reason for you to NOT go into work today

It Happened in FLOR-i-DUH #1

On the 3rd day of school (in person) one of Woody's kids got pulled into the vice principal's office for a meeting/ phone call with the Dean of students and mom for one of the silliest reasons ever.

You ever get suspended for something crazy? Not the normal (we don't need your humble brags about fighting or getting caught pulling a prank). Like Woody's kid who got "busted" for being at school 10 minutes early

Craigslist Price Is Right

There's a new type of BACON that has the world divided on if they would try/ eat it. The BACON UPDATE tells you about it and you can decide if you'd ingest this.

It Happened in FLOR-i-DUH #2 (for those of you who have been asking for it)

What did we learn today?

We are a little short staffed today on the show as we learned the our very own Cool Beans has tested positive for COVID-19. That means Woody is doing the podcast so if this doesn't work you know who to blame

There is a great reason to not go into work today and we learn about it and the busted brackets of the weekend

It happened in FLOR-i-DUH

The sounds (and video you should see) of a man trespassing inside the elephant exhibit at the San Diego Zoo

We talk to Cool Beans as she gives us an update on how she's feeling and sadly is is not good.

Why was Robin William trending over the weekend?

The movie that have sequels coming out 30 years later

Movies that have sequels that are BETTER then the original and movie that DO NOT have a sequel but should!

Do you want to hear a POLKA version of WAP? What about Maneater but done as a elctro-pop with a Sasquatch that plays the saxophone because those are things that exist.

Earn $2,400 just by staying away from screens for 24 hours