A man walks out of a police station while handcuffed, a Burger King worker creates a fake employee, and road rage destroys a bakery during its grand opening.

A policeman rings up donuts as a carrot in the self-checkout lane, authorities warn people to not let wildlife lick cars, and a man refuses a threesome.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Jimmy Dean sausage-scented wrapping paper;

Contestant failure on Wheel of Fortune;

Ted Danson reunions will not include Becker;

Dolly Parton discussion;

And so much more!

No Need to Check Your Cholesterol; Tell Me This Song That’s All About a Phone Call!

A man is injured by a deer he shot, a meteorite falls through the roof of a man’s home, and a man takes his son on a crime spree.

Scott Cooper from the Charlotte Motor Speedway discusses the return of Speedway Christmas!

A man tries to recycle a utility pole, a college urges students not to kiss while having sex, and a man uses a sea scooter to avoid capture.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Woody is nominated for Best Radio Personality;

Kohl’s recalls candles;

Dolly Parton was a contributor to a COVID-19 vaccine;

And so much more!

An uncomfortable sofa, someone to be naked at a wedding, and a jet-powered cheese wedge.

A man breaks into a pizzaria, a plane runs into a bear, and a man is caught taping men in the Lowe’s restaurant.