A prosthetic leg, vintage gasoline, and a picture of Tom Selleck

A man kills a bird with a golf ball, a man and a dog have a shouting match, and a university develops a paint to replace your air conditioner.

A robotic lawnmower is stolen, a taxi driver goes up in flames, and a snake is found in a car engine.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Large bet placed on presidential election;

Wilcox’s colonoscopy;

Football players fined for wearing socks too low;

And so much more!

You Can Have Your Sausage and Meats; Tell Me the Song Thats Got the Sugar or Sweets

A woman hides on an airplane, a man breaks curfew by walking a stuffed animal, and Election Day spam.

Late is better than never! Isn't that how the saying goes? I spent all day driving and had to wait until I got home. This is a "Best Of" edition of the show anyway; back live tomorrow.-Cool Beans

**Update: Cool Beans fixed it**

Cool Beans was off today so they let me try my hand at doing the podcast. This is my second attempt.

Not sure what I did wrong, but I did something wrong and it didn't post. That's why you're getting this late.

I like to think of it as a good mistake. I'm bad at this, and if I was good at it, they might fire Cool beans. We don't want that. No one wants that.

Sorry it's late and if it is screwed up

~Woody

A leek is mistaken for a machete, a governor cannot vote, and a man makes it rain while on meth.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Fun with Football Audio;

Kim Kardashian has six toes;

Wilcox blows his mug;

Bribery at work;

And so much more!