A man uses a bulldozer to dig up political signs, leaves for sale, and a notoriously aggressive turkey.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

A mother and daughter shower together;

KFC releasing a fire log that smell like chicken;

Gerald the turkey;

And so much more!

A speculum with human teeth attached to it, a rabbit available for mating, and human back hair.

A senator wants to designate a state crustacean, a man covers himself in 140 pounds of bees, and a man harasses his neighbor with the theme song from Gilligan’s island.

A woman takes twenty three relatives on a first date, a man calls 9-1-1 for aliens, and a pastor has to deny that he urinated on a plane.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Cool Beans Remix;

McBroken.com lets you know if the local McDonald’s ice cream machine is broken or not;

Cool Beans anniversary of her sister learning she has spelled her middle name wrong her entire life;

A woman brings twenty three relatives on a first date as a test;

A local newscast plays inappropriate bumper music;

And so much more!

A finger leads to a theft suspect being arrested, a man gets castrated in a cabin, and a man eats a five dollar bill.

An altercation at the Burger King, men want to shoot bowling balls out of cannons, and a man makes his own scooter.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Fun with Football Audio;

A couple names their baby after an internet company to get free internet for eighteen years;

A woman orders a hamburger from McDonalds and gets only ketchup and this leads to stories about weird/mistake orders;

Bear-bacca;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.