Custom stick shift boots and a chicken nugget clock.

Airlines offer unlimited flying plans, a woman imports bull semen, and a man calls 9-1-1 to get a ride.

A woman mistakes a snake for a hair clip, a woman has an accident while test driving a car, and a woman proves her point with a windshield wiper.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Cool Beans Remix;

Krispy Kreme’s discount day;

Weird things that cashiers have said;

The Emmy awards;

Poop knife;

And so much more!

Parents should mind their appearance when appearing on classroom Zoom calls, a nurse gives unusual advice, and a woman tells an officer that she has to poop.

A man sues Starbucks, Tinder for pets, and a man smuggles flying squirrels into South Korea.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Fun with Football Audio;

A dentist gets sentenced to twelve years in prison;

A baseball player is ejected for his homerun trot;

Joe Buck inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame;

Legislation to keep daylight saving time;

And so much more!

A town removes the ban on saggy pants, a man pretends to be a doctor, and a student goes to school after testing positive for COVID.

A man shoves a hamburger through his neighbor’s mail slot, a student gets in trouble for wearing a Hooter’s mask, and a town changes its name.