A Star Wars car, someone will hold your spot at the DMV for you, and a coffin.

A man stills a puppy with a knife, a zoo has to remove parrots because of swearing, and a man strikes an officer with a Bible.

A tourist carves his name on the Colosseum in Rome, stampeding cows kill two people, and a governor is proposing a student bill of rights.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Pumpkin Spice macaroni and cheese;

Cool Beans Remix;

Wilcox’s nut catcher;

A woman tries to kidnap Joe Montana’s grandchild;

Strange field trips;

Vin Diesel’s new song;

And so much more!

A woman severs ties with her dad after she catches him cheating at a board game, a man is put in jail for having too many people at a gathering, and a man steals construction equipment.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football games.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Fun with Football Audio;

A news anchor uses Tom Cruise movies as his news report;

A movie theater will let you rent it out;

Brad Borders from Purple Heart Homes;

McDonald’s is doing away with all day breakfast;

Chris Rock discusses his learning disability;

And so much more!

Two guys are convicted for cheating during a fishing tournament, neighbors call the cops because they think someone is going to be shot, and police confiscate used condoms.

Brad Borders from Purple Heart Homes discusses the Take That Hill fundraiser and the infamous Falco story.

A man sues McDonald’s because he cracked a tooth on a McNugget, a bowling alley accident, and a man has a huge penis in his front yard.