In honor of the late Eddie Van Halen, Woody has created a game called That’s a Failing or That’s a Van Halen!

A man steals printer toner from the library, a woman tries to sell a stolen ring back to the jewelry store, and prisoners are forced to listen to Baby Shark.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Strange things on display;

Craig's List Price is Right;

Things taken from a hotels;

Barry Manilow is gay;

Woman gets arm stuck in a toilet;

Celebrity aliases;

Senior citizens talk about sex;

Strange reasons you broke up with someone;

And so much more!

A mom complains about Pepa Pig plates, a squirrel is found in a laundry room, and a woman turns in her bag of meth to the police.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Cool Beans Remix;

The Silence of the Lamb house is for sale;

Scottie Pippen narrates the history of basketball for the Calm app;

A spider web big enough to catch a human;

Saturday Night Live returns with a live audience;

Woody’s dog poops in a bookstore;

And so much more!

An HOA president spends its money on stamps and lawn equipment, a woman has tape worm larva in her brain, and a hypnotist does prostate exams.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

A barber shoots his customers in a church parking lot, a man demands to speak to a newscaster, and a proposal prank.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Fun with Football Audio;

Playboy is going back on the stock market;

The search for America’s oldest frozen pizza;

Weird things you have in your freezer;

And so much more!

A cult assembles at a dock, a woman pleasures herself in the 7-11 parking lot, and a woman collects raccoon memorabilia.