Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

A recall on eye drops, a man steals political signs, and a teenager gets stuck in a storm drain.

A mailman is terrorized by a duck, a man tries to steal a car four times in a row, and boys try to scam a football coach.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Novelty t-shirts;

The vice president debate and the fly;

Dr. Pimple Popper ruins Taco Tuesday;

Morgan Wallen is dropped as the SNL musical guest;

Ocean Spray gives a Tik Tok star a new truck;

And so much more!

Special bananas, a novelty t-shirt, and chairs.

A raccoon interrupts a live broadcast, a boy only eats sausages, and a man test law enforcement.

A family is selling their wish-granting cat, a cannibal claims to have eaten Kevin Bacon, and a man tows a camper that is towing a boat.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Library worker steals printer toner;

Woody Game Wednesday;

New commercial for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese;

Eddie Van Halen tribute;

Wendy Williams mispronounces corona;

Ken Bone and Dolly Parton;

And so much more!

In honor of the late Eddie Van Halen, Woody has created a game called That’s a Failing or That’s a Van Halen!

A man steals printer toner from the library, a woman tries to sell a stolen ring back to the jewelry store, and prisoners are forced to listen to Baby Shark.