A sexy washing machine, tickles, and a chain mail shirt.

A doctor goes to work with no pants, Subway bread is not bread, and a lottery ticket is lost in the mail.

A man uses pizza as a weapon, a boy has a skeleton friend, and a weird alibi.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Presidential debate discussion;

Patrick Mahomes’ mother chastises broadcasters for calling him the wrong name;

Another great Woody tease;

And so much more!

It Doesn’t Matter If It’s Her or Him; Tell Me This Song That’s an Acronym

A fight over milk, a new world record for walnuts cracked with your head, and an etiquette teacher fights off a purse snatcher.

Someone was throwing ravioli cans at a trailer, a man’s fake leg was stolen, and a tattooed teacher scares the kids.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Wheel of Fortune mishap;

Bowling alley injuries;

You can bet on the presidential debate;

National Coffee Day;

And so much more!

A Star Wars car, someone will hold your spot at the DMV for you, and a coffin.

A man stills a puppy with a knife, a zoo has to remove parrots because of swearing, and a man strikes an officer with a Bible.