A goat eats an officer's paperwork, a topless woman chews on a horse’s mane, and a man puts wine in his shorts.

A cyclist is accused of trail rage, a man steals mail while wearing only underwear, and a sheriff lies about being in an accident.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Woody Game Wednesday;

Woody’s dog has an allergic reaction;

Wilcox’s car beeps;

Cool Beans and the frog;

And so much more!

Tell Me If You Would This Song with Finger, Lick, or Good

Someone pretends to be from the power company, a man sets a world record for sitting in ice, a woman tests a product at the adult store.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Craig's List Price is Right;

Smoking weed with the drivers ed teacher;

Harambe Cheeto;

Pat Robertson's birthday;

Uranus anniversary;

Woody's wife says amazeballs;

Fun clips explained;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Chelsea learns about kidney stones;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

NASA asks internet to name planets;

Woody and the white egg or yellow egg conversation at Subway;

Cynthia clips;

Woody's best segues;

Alex Trebek Rapping;

Parents scarred you;

Wilcox's daughter stuck in a jacket;

And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Fun with Football Audio;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Best & worst celebrity neighbors;

Science recommends self love at work;

Birthday trouble;

Mermaid conventions;

Celebrity autographs;

And so much more!

Nude models will wear face masks, a man pretends to be a high school student, and a man buys a bought with his PPP check.