A man sues to post cat videos, a woman has a snake crawl down her throat while she is sleeping, and a naked man goes through the drive-thru.

An argument over a parking lot, a woman is asked to leave a bingo hall because she doesn’t have a make on her neck hole, and a sheriff is arrested.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Cool Beans Remix;

A young child gets lifted into the sky by a kite;

Chadwick Boseman’s death;

Mail Food Monday;

Abraham Lincoln’s hair is for sale;

World record for tearing license plates in half;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man builds a nut bar for the squirrels in his backyard, a woman injects her roommate with bacteria, and bacon and cocaine.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

A man sells suppositories as cancer treatments, a woman calls 9-1-1 because of a turkey tail, and a man falls out of a ceiling.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Fun with Golf Audio;

Large spiders looking for sex;

Bill and Ted Face the Music;

Workers find a phone in a toilet;

A passenger on a flight tests positive for COVID-19;

University of Arizona approach to COVID-19;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Twins fight over vibrators and boyfriends, coronavirus in animals, and snakes in a toilet.

A shed is broken into, a zoo gives elephants marijuana, and a man writes a robbery note on a napkin.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Hurricane Laura update;

Lucky Charms follow-up;

New world record: solving Rubik’s Cubes while hula hooping;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!