Teenagers break into a petting zoo, goats are airlifted to stop them from bothering tourists, and a woman and her father argue over his flatulence.

A bowling ball sanitizer, a man marries his ex-girlfriends dad, and a man has 26 pipe bombs.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

The trailer for the new Batman movie was released;

Cool Beans Remix;

Kim Jong-un is supposedly in a coma;

COVID-19 is causing a plastic surgery boom;

Mail Food Monday;

Netflix is adding a shuffle mode;

Village People will not let music be used at political rallies;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A school board member is seen getting in the shower on a Zoom call, a boy is killed by a poisonous fish, and a man steals lottery tickets.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Men commit crimes while wearing ankle monitors, a man dies at a grocery store, and a kid orders fries from Uber Eats.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Fun with Golf Audio;

Virtual fire drill;

Slowed down show;

A pitcher gets hit with a fast ball;

A family is kicked off a plan because the two-year old would not wear a mask;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A tank is found on the side of the highway, a man poses as a dentist, and a university offers a grant to do nothing.

The health department is cracking down on strip clubs and hookah bars, a woman finds a potato with Jesus’ face on it, and a man shows up to a polling place wearing only a mask.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Cincinnati Reds and Charlotte Hornets broadcasters issue apologies for using slurs;

Cher wants to volunteer at the post office;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!