A math teacher is shirtless in front of his class, a boy had a Lego in his nose for two years, and a man puts stink bait in a watering hole.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Cool Beans Remix;

Mail Food Monday;

Nickelback covers the Devil Went Down to Georgia;

A college will not a man’s son stay in the dorm from which the man got kicked out of;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man pretends to be a health inspector, a man gets a silicone statue of his wife, and old beer and gum is found in a library.

A man gets jail time for pretending to have COVID-19, a woman steals a flag pole from a cemetery, and a woman points a shotgun at her husband’s girlfriend.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Fun with Golf Audio;

Woman knocked unconscious by a bison;

A man gets workmen’s comp for watching porn at work;

An NFL player tries to sneak a woman into his hotel room;

20th Century Fox name has changed;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A man steals beef jerky, a man has a stroke while watching porn at work, and a student has to pee in a bucket during an exam.

A man buys a car with a check he printed at home, a teenager gets locked in a safe at a gun range, and a tourist destination is providing trowels to dispose of waste.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Dr. Pepper shortage;

Dallas Cowboys owner says there will be fans at the stadium;

The NBA releases new rules for visitors to the bubble;

A woman uses her husband’s shirt to clean the bathroom floor;

The trowel conversation;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Strawberry lips cake, grandma’s ashes, and a straight banana.