A doctor does an amputation on the porch, a bear bites a man in the groin, and a woman says she overdosed on drug laced gummy worms.

A topless woman spits at a cyclist, masks are recommended at urinals, and a farmer leaves dead animals on the grave of his rival.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

Customized noises on Tesla cars;

Cool Beans’ neighbor situation;

A cat steals things in a neighborhood;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Yogurt Slinger or Could Be a Swinger!

A boar steal’s a nudist’s laptop, a man breaks into a water park, and a man swings a tree branch at traffic.

A missile is delivered to a company, a woman urinates on her husband, and a man in a stolen car follows a cop for eleven miles.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Tiger King Part II;

A cat falls on a man;

Neighbor disputes;

Self-check out at the weed store;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A homemade submarine, pizza crust, and mesh underwear.

A new speed record for wheelbarrow, a poodles eats cash, and a man masturbates in the parking lot of the Circle K.

A math teacher is shirtless in front of his class, a boy had a Lego in his nose for two years, and a man puts stink bait in a watering hole.