Someone is hiring an art critic, a bathroom light, and a double bike.

A man crashes into a cop car, a mom and son have a relationship, and a tire rings a doorbell.

A stolen puppy, cow yoga, and brokinis.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

Update on Woody’s customer service situation;

New dating app called 20 Dating;

Lucky Charms marshmallows;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

It Would Be Vital to Tell Me This Song with Hand in the Title

Someone steals a tuxedo-wearing skeleton, a loose window on an airplane, and a man takes a shower at the car wash.

A dinosaur balloon look likes it has genitals, a man sues over his personalized license plate, and a man threatens to blow up a drug house.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Woody can’t see Robert Pattinson as Batman;

A woman is told her child is dead then finds out she is alive;

KFC will stop using “Finger lickin’ good”;

Woody waits on hold for a long time;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Dog testicle book ends, mannequin heads, and bushes and flowers.

Teenagers break into a petting zoo, goats are airlifted to stop them from bothering tourists, and a woman and her father argue over his flatulence.