A woman is upset that she can’t get lunch at 9:00 a.m., a man catches his wife cheating using Google Maps, and a man lives in a luxury suite at a stadium.

A man commits battery with a Slurpee, painted eye balls on cows, and a man steals one Red Bull and phone chargers.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

Lightning strikes a tree;

Packages from listeners;

Tasting Mountain Dew Doritios;

Mike Tyson vs. a shark;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Say It Ain’t So; Actually, Say It is So!

Beef jerky is mistaken for dynamite, a bear is castrated, and a man claims that the pants he was wearing were not his.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Craig's List Price is Right;

New Zealand PSA about kids and porn;

911 finger gun;

Family Feud's funny penis answer;

Nextdoor app dog poop question;

Unknown cat in Chelsea's house;

Changes to driving tests;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Tommy Boy book report;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Woody is angry about Lethal Weapon;

A stripper falls from the pole;

Things you can no longer enjoy;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Fun with Golf Audio;

Wilcox and the sanitizer pumps;

Wilcox and the dog's issue;

Pizza Hut reinvents the sticker;

The purge curfew siren;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Craig's List Price is Right;

Cool Beans' turtle anniversary;

Wilcox's tuna/peanut butter dish;

Harrison Ford has another flying issue;

Walmart health hubs;

COVID tiny wiener scam;

Wilcox doesn't say goodbye;

Dead deodorant;

And do much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Woody Game Wednesday;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

News bloopers;

Tori Spelling online meet & greet;

Weird comments;

Strange boss requests;

And so much more!