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A woman steals items from the adult store, a woman tries to hire a hitman from RentAHitman.com, and a man wears a Darth Vader mask to claim his lottery prize.

A man prints out porn at the Wal-Mart, a couple on an inflatable swan had to be rescued, and a man has bees in his house.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Woody discusses a scene from Magnum, P. I.;

Renaming body parts that are named after men;

14% of men are attracted to Alexa;

KFC to print chicken;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Partially-used ant repellent, forty pounds of horseradish from an Arby’s dumpster, and a horse shoe crab shell with a Jesus image.

A woman grabs her man’s testicle so hard that the skin comes off, a busboy claims to have COVID-19 to get the day off, and a man grabs a bull by the horns.

A porn version of the Tiger King, a man loses weight to ride a roller coaster, and a man receives rubber duckies in the mail.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Cool Beans Remix;

Flying ants cover the UK;

A woman belly flops off a cliff;

Cats are not handling quarantine well;

A bank will pay you for your change;

Kanye’s campaign rally;

New world record for stacking Jenga pieces;

The 9th anniversary of Cool Beans dislocating her shoulder;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A woman breaks into her neighbor’s pool to skinny dip, a woman urinates on the floor of a Verizon store, and an officer tries to put down an injured deer.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.