A nine year-old inserts darts into his backside, an infestation of bees, and a man looks like Hell Boy.

Man buys an island then steals from K-Mart, an escaped sheep is caught at Dunkin Donuts, and a baker uses urine from public toilets to fertilize her wheat garden.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Woody rents an RV;

One Million Moms is upset with the Hamilton film on Disney+;

A stranger asks Woody’s friend to use his phone;

Strange tweet from Burger King;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Wrapping paper with the names Kevin, Nancy, or Todd printed on them, an adult baby needs a babysitter, and a speed bump.

A woman breaks into a house to make ramen noodles, an establishment puts an electric fence around the bar, and a man bites a seagull after it tried to steal his McDonalds.

A strip club with no strippers, a man claims his burned down mobile home is art, and a lizard causes a bicycle accident.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Cool Beans Remix;

Family Feud f-bomb;

Chuck Woolery is trending;

Woody pays for unnecessary apps;

The Washington Redskins are changing their name;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Cousins argue about Penny Hardaway, a woman has a worm in her tonsils, and a city covers the streets with a hydrogen peroxide solution to combat COVID-19.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Fun with Golf Audio;

HR issues;

Products in movies;

Trump said Sock Rocket;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Craig's List Price is Right;

It Happened in Flori-dhu;

Dolly Parton want to do Playboy again;

David Crosby wants joint pics;

Newscaster mistakes;

Woody and his gift card;

Cool Beans fixes her blinker;

William Shatner divorce settlement;

And so much more!