A man has an eel in his body, a man tries to board an airplane with drugs, and a woman ruins her ex’s dinner.

A man leads cops on a hi-speed chase because he was late for his flight, a man gets stuck in a window after breaking into an empty apartment building, and a driver has a motorcycle on the front of the mini-van.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Cool Beans Remix;

Towel folding debate;

Grateful Dead deodorant;

Woody and Wilcox Show mask update;

Space Perspectives if offering trips to space;

College players test positive for COVID-19;

The super flush at the new Las Vegas arena;

Rick Astley covers the Foo Fighters;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And a ton of other stuff!

A man puts a giant penis in his front yard, world record for egg stacking, and a man sends pictures of himself wearing lingerie to a police officer.

A man uses White Claw as a weapon, a McDonald's gives the crew doggie diapers to use as masks, and free beverages are back at the welcome center.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Fun with Golf Audio;

NBA players will were Oura Rings;

Things Dads Never Say video;

Revenge shopping resulted in an increase in shopping in May;

The bus from “Into the Wild” has been moved;

Mask update;

AMC Theaters will reopen soon;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And a ton of other stuff!

A woman attacks her boyfriend with papayas, a woman bets on delayed flights, and a petition to change a town’s name to Flavortown.

A naked man spends twelve hours on a railroad pole, a woman tries to neuter her dog herself, and a health care worker tests positive for COVID-19.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Woody’s neighbor didn’t know that White Claw had alcohol in it;

Exploding Whale Memorial Park;

Twitter will now have audio tweets;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And a ton of other stuff!