A baby doll planter, someone needs help finding a drone, and a cooch.

A man has a machete eye tattoo, a city wants strippers to be outside, and a man sues a woman because he got a cold sore.

Man is refused service on his horse and buggy at KFC, man gains four hundred pounds during COVID-19 lockdown, and a man is upset over unannounced guests.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Cool Beans Remix;

Woody Game Wednesday;

A cucumber expert wants to be on the show;

Woman gives birth in an Uber;

NBC announces a new 30 Rock episode;

Some airlines are banning alcohol on flights;

Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs. Butterworth;

Pickle flavored Doritios;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And a ton of other stuff!

Give It Your Best Shot at the Least, Tell Me This Celebrity That’s Named After a Beast

A woman poops on her neighbor’s roof, a man is fined for passing gas at authorities, and a man steals wine by putting them in his pants.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

TSA Instagram;

Big Foot erotica;

Held hostage by seagulls;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Cool Beans Remix;

Craig's List Price is Right;

Yoga pants debate;

Push notifications;

Secret purchases;

And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Chelsea's big thumbs;

Cool Beans Remix;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

Fun with Mr. Wizard Audio;

Rabbit Emergency on the Next Door appp;

Taco Bell and the pumper knob incident;

Mike Tyson's weed resort;

Science Minute;

Hitting things;

Boss requests;

And so much more!

A man leaves his estate to his pet elephants, a city recommends the use of glory holes, and a woman who committed a crime in 1990 still has not had her trial.

Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses his drive-in comedy tour.