Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Woody’s dog got a DNA test;

Dennis Rodman and North Korea;

Frank wakes Chelsea up from a nap for a weird reason;

Virtual date enhancements;

A woman finds a snake on her dashboard;

A Facebook group where people pretend to be ants;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A half can of Bush’s Baked Beans, a sausage wallet, and a chainsaw bicycle.

A woman is mauled by her pet dog, a lawyer has an inappropriate response to a request for information, and a fight breaks out in a liquor store.

A man suffers a collapsed lung after jogging with a mask, a woman hits her man with flowers, and embalming fluid is stolen.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

The Navy is holding boot camp at the Great Wolf Lodge;

The Marines hire a falconer;

Cool Beans watched the Top Gun volleyball scene at church;

Virtual escape rooms;

Krispy Kreme is offering the class of 2020 free donuts;

All in Challenge;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Grab Your Bit and Bridle; Tell Me This Song with a Weapon in the Title

A woman cleans out her garage topless, shoes mysteriously appears in a woman’s yard, a five-year-old expresses his displeasure with homework.

Cows come out of the top of a car at a liquor store, a friendly cannibal gets day trips from prison, and teenagers pretend to cough on people.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Double rainbow guy dies;

Uber Zoom call goes viral;

Reporter is scared by a tiger;

Jodi waits two hours for Olive Garden;

Guy Fieri and Bill Murray to compete in nacho contest;

Snowball the guinea pig is rescued from the sewer;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A rock, a jar of bacon fat, and candy-coated grapes.