Weiner loaf, furry handcuffs, and empty pill bottles.

A woman pets an alligator in a pond, a lawyer shakes his butt at opposing counsel, and friends debate what weapon is better in a fight.

A Cadillac ends up parked on two cars, police are looking for an aggressive chicken that hangs around an ATM, and a woman calls 9-1-1 for help with a fire in her crotch.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

West Virginia possibly says a bad word;

Frontier Airlines will charge to leave the middle seat empty;

NFL to release team schedules in a ten hour broadcast;

A dad reacts to his son’s homerun;

Weird confrontation between deputies and a man;

Disneyland to re-open their China theme park;

More details about the five year old who was driving a car to California;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

It’s a Means to an Ends; Tell Me This Song with Friend or Friends

A man is caught speeding, a woman wants the world’s fullest lips, and a woman attacks a car that is blocking the crosswalk.

A man is arrested for walking around a park in a dinosaur costume with an air rifle, a woman licks her way around a grocery store, and a man gets arrested three times in one day.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Gary Busey’s new t. v. show;

Fight on a flight;

Cool Bean’s gets stuck in glue;

John Krasinski’s Some Good News features Samuel L. Jackson shouting compliments;

Cruise ships are looking to set sail by August;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Home birthing pool, someone wants human remains, and a shift knob.

A man pawns his friend’s Jaguar, a man attacks a busker with a ukulele, and a five year old goes for a drive.