A man deposits his cocaine, a nude woman walks by the camera during a reporter’s broadcast, and a man throws away money at a car wash.

A monk gets defrocked, garbage trucks are catching on fire, and a man steals one package of rolling papers.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

Misheard song lyrics;

TSA is finding more guns;

The FDA wants hand sanitizers to taste worst;

NCAA takes steps to pay athletes;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

I See London, I See France; Tell Me This Song That Has the Word Dance

A man scams people out of money, doctors are posing naked to bring awareness to PPE shortage, and a man can’t take his entire family on his boat.

A woman steals drugs to prevent the pharmacy from being robbed, a house has a welcome mat that says “Come Back with a Warrant”, and a woman seals a fox in a pot.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

A little girl sings Rage Against the Machine;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Zaxby’s has a Soundcloud playlist;

A pug named Winston has COVID-19;

Doctors are asking people to not remove moles at home;

Airlines are considering reversing the middle seat;

Shawshank Redemption vs Fight Club;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Homemade sock puppets, a dresser, and someone is offering a shave and trim for the ladies.

A man takes his fish for a walk, a candy cane is used as a weapon, and a Fatte's Pizza owner robs another Fatte's Pizza.

A woman impersonates an FBI agent, a mayor finds a woman living in his cellar, and a ten year old puts a message in a window.