A strip club says it is now a restaurant, a funeral home stored bodies in a U-Haul, and a guy dresses as the Grim Reaper on the beach.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Cool Beans Remix;

Murder Hornets;

Joe Exotic is working on a clothing line;

May the 4th Be With You;

Carmen Electra searches on Porn Hub increases after her appearance in the Last Dance documentary;

HP ink printer lawsuit;

A little girl sings a song that we can’t play;

Bees take up residence on a family’s porch;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

The most constipated animal, a city council votes to make cosmetic surgery an essential activity, and a cop tasers his girlfriend.

Police use toilet paper to make an arrest, face masks are thrown out on a highway, and eels are forgetting that humans exist.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from tree guy videos.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Fun with Tree Guy Audio;

World record for the most wet sponges to the face in 30 seconds;

Parks and Rec reunion;

India is using tongs to catch criminals;

Chik-Fil-A and Taco Bell are offering meal kits;

Your body odor may be changing;

The Kentucky Turtle Derby;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

An officer uses his taser on his girlfriend, a mechanic gets fired for being in porn, and a man believes a car was making sexual advances towards him.

A man steals underwear from a laundromat, college students put foot shavings in their roommate’s cheese, and a professor shares his Porn Hub screen.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

TBS is bringing back Wipe Out;

Grocery store etiquette;

Ellen has Producer Andy teach about birds and bees;

Georgia is removing the road test to get a driver’s license;

Harrison Ford has another airplane incident;

Roger Godell will not take a salary for the rest of the year;

Wilcox’s phishing email;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Hydrogen peroxide, A Bug’s Life flesh light, and 30 pounds of sawdust.