A man gets upset about people driving on a bridge meant for pedestrians, a man lives in a restaurant for four days, and police chase a pig for forty five minutes.

A city councilman attend a Zoom meeting in a hot tub, dogs are being taught to sniff out the corona virus, and a man is arrested for running a non-essential business.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Fun with Football Audio;

A family recreates a 15 hour flight in their living room;

Chelsea cut Frank’s hair;

Dr. Phil wants to open the economy;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so...

Crocodiles have taken over an area, a couple is arrested for stealing a flag from their neighbor, and a woman projectile poops at Wal-Mart.

A woman has millions of dollars deposited into her account, a bus driver gets arrested for pleasuring himself while driving, and a woman is arrested for taking a turtle for a walk.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Just Eats promotes the “Power Hour”;

Baseball starts in Taiwan;

Colleges are considering not requiring the SAT or ACT;

A hospital plays “Don’t Stop B...

A panty face mask, a possum, and a magic glass picture.

A theme park furloughs employees then gives bonuses to its executives, a couple gets in trouble for posting vacation pictures, and a man breaks into a funeral home.

A man comes out of a coma asking for Taco Bell, a grocery store will not allow a man to return thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer, and a man accidentally ejects himself from an aircraft.