Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Woody Game Wednesday;

The Navy is holding boot camp at the Great Wolf Lodge;

The Marines hire a falconer;

Cool Beans watched the Top Gun volleyball scene at church;

Virtual escape rooms;

Krispy Kreme is offering the class of 2020 free donuts;

All in Challenge;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Grab Your Bit and Bridle; Tell Me This Song with a Weapon in the Title

A woman cleans out her garage topless, shoes mysteriously appears in a woman’s yard, a five-year-old expresses his displeasure with homework.

Cows come out of the top of a car at a liquor store, a friendly cannibal gets day trips from prison, and teenagers pretend to cough on people.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Double rainbow guy dies;

Uber Zoom call goes viral;

Reporter is scared by a tiger;

Jodi waits two hours for Olive Garden;

Guy Fieri and Bill Murray to compete in nacho contest;

Snowball the guinea pig is rescued from the sewer;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A rock, a jar of bacon fat, and candy-coated grapes.

People protest gyms being closed, a porn star shoots a scene at IKEA, and a state votes on using marijuana.

A man shoots a flare gun at a processor, a restaurant will zip line your food to you at a table in a field, and a mom and daughter make a cardboard car to go to McDonald's.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Cool Beans Remix;

Woody runs over his dog;

SNL skit advocates boozing for kids;

Pete Davidson sings a song about Danny Trejo;

Ben Stiller’s death;

Live sports returns with corn hole coverage;

Mother’s Day;

Inflatable pool sales have increased during quarantine;

Massachusetts ice cream store re-opens and closes in one day;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A bull disrupts the electricity, a world record for catching ping pong balls in shaving cream on someone’s head, and a man hits an officer with a crack pipe.