It’s a Means to an Ends; Tell Me This Song with Friend or Friends

A man is caught speeding, a woman wants the world’s fullest lips, and a woman attacks a car that is blocking the crosswalk.

A man is arrested for walking around a park in a dinosaur costume with an air rifle, a woman licks her way around a grocery store, and a man gets arrested three times in one day.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Gary Busey’s new t. v. show;

Fight on a flight;

Cool Bean’s gets stuck in glue;

John Krasinski’s Some Good News features Samuel L. Jackson shouting compliments;

Cruise ships are looking to set sail by August;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

Home birthing pool, someone wants human remains, and a shift knob.

A man pawns his friend’s Jaguar, a man attacks a busker with a ukulele, and a five year old goes for a drive.

A strip club says it is now a restaurant, a funeral home stored bodies in a U-Haul, and a guy dresses as the Grim Reaper on the beach.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Cool Beans Remix;

Murder Hornets;

Joe Exotic is working on a clothing line;

May the 4th Be With You;

Carmen Electra searches on Porn Hub increases after her appearance in the Last Dance documentary;

HP ink printer lawsuit;

A little girl sings a song that we can’t play;

Bees take up residence on a family’s porch;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

The most constipated animal, a city council votes to make cosmetic surgery an essential activity, and a cop tasers his girlfriend.

Police use toilet paper to make an arrest, face masks are thrown out on a highway, and eels are forgetting that humans exist.