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The mayor’s wife is found at a bar during a stay-at-home order, a woman is found dancing nude in the middle of the street, and a man was charged with suspicion of indecent exposure.

Social distancing bingo, a woman sprays Lysol in the face of a cashier, and a man is handcuffed for violating social distancing rules.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Steak-Ums is trending;

Domino’s is giving away 10 million slices of pizza;

MLB is considering playing the whole season in Arizona;

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Someone wants to buy used men’s items and Disney decorated hot dogs.

A woman claims she was pulled out of the bathroom of an airplane by flight attendants, a woman writes a check for $21,000 instead of $2,100, and men use the coronavirus as a weapon to steal beer.

A dentist is accused of taking shots and eating Jell-o marijuana on the job, an ice cream truck driver is accused of spreading the coronavirus, and relatives run a speakeasy.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG report (the G is silent);

Medical experts say not to get pregnant during quarantine;

Los Angeles mayor encourages people to tattle;

Wilcox theorizes that Rita Wilson started the coronavirus;

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A man throws a firecracker at a woman, a boy has a leech in his nose, and a pastor sues for defamation for being called a pastor.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from Olympics broadcasts.